Before entering the hospital room, the man gives his son a pep talk. "Son, before we go to see your baby sister, I have to inform you that she was born without ears. Please be nice, and don't mention anything to your mother."
"Ok", the son replied. Immediately upon entering the room, the son noticed several things about the newborn baby.
"Wow mom!", the son exclaims. "My sister has such a strong chin!". The mom happily replies, "Yes, she has your father chin."
"And such a cute nose!", the son says. The mom gazed down at her child. "She definitely has my nose."
"And such gorgeous eyes!", the son shouts. "Yes", replies the mom. "The doctors tell me she has perfect vision."
"Good to hear", retorts the son, "because she would have been screwed if she needed glasses!!"
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