Little lily was a pretty young girl, her only drawback was she wasn’t very smart. One day her mom asked her to go to the market and get some milk. She gave her 10 bucks and said to her to be careful not to lose the money on the way. And thus she went on her way to the market to get some milk. While walking on the street a man approach her and said “hey Little Lily do you want to make a quick 50 bucks?”. Seeing she only had 10 in her hand she gladly said “Yes” and the guy told her to climb up a tree a pick an apple down, simple as that. And so she did but while she was climbing the man clearly stood below her and stared at her bottom of her skirt. After climbing down and claiming that 50 bucks for an apple, Little Lily went to the market to get some milk and then went home to tell her mother what happened. Her mother was furious and told her the man was taking advantage of her because she wanted to see her panties and told her to be smarter next time.
On the following week Little Lily’s mother ask her to go to the market again but this time be careful of strangers. While Little Lily was on her way she met the man again who proposed the same thing to her, 50 bucks to climb a tree and bring down an apple. She went up, the guy peek her bottom again, she claim her 50, went to the market and then went home and told her mom what happened. Again her mother was furious and said “how could you be so stupid? The man only wanted to take a peek at your panties!” to which Little Lily replied “don’t worry mom the guy did not get to see my panties this time because I wasn’t wearing one!”
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