“I started a business breeding chickens, but I'm struggling to make hens meet.”
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Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Jennifer Esposito Joins the Cast of Amazon’s The Boys
“’Who watches the watchmen?’ The Boys of course,” according to Simon Pegg. But who watches The Boys? That job is going to NCIS veteran Jennifer Esposito.
Via Deadline, Esposito has signed on to appear in five episodes of Amazon’s The Boys, which is based upon the mature comic book series by Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson. Within the show and the comic, the Boys are a CIA...
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Venom Director Won’t Say If Spider-Man is In the Movie or Not
Will the Venom movie have any connections to the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Marvel’s Kevin Feige has downplayed any potential crossovers with Sony’s Spider-Man adjacent films, Tom Holland has previously been rumored to appear in Venom. Now, Venom director Ruben Fleischer may have unintentionally reignited that rumor by refusing to confirm or deny Spidey’s appearance.
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Ghoul Season 1 Episode 3 Recap
In the previous episode of Netflix’s Ghoul, we received clues that Ali Saeed is being used by a spirit for nefarious purposes. Let’s find out as we recap Ghoul season 1 episode 3, ‘Reveal Their Guilt, Eat Their Flesh!’
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Eighth Grade’s Elsie Fisher signs on to animated Addams Family movie
The Hollywood Reporter brings word that Elsie Fisher, the 15-year-old actress from the acclaimed Eighth Grade, is joining the cast of the upcoming animated reboot of the classic comic and sitcom The Addams Family.
Fisher, who broke out in the lead role of the Bo Burnham written-and-directed comedy will be portraying Parker Needler, the daughter of...
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Dark comedy The Sisters Brothers unveils a new poster
Annapurna Pictures‘ dark comedy/western The Sisters Brothers has unveiled a new poster ahead of its September release date. You can check out the poster, as well as a bunch of new photos, in the gallery below!
Directed by Jacques Audiard, and based on Patrick Dewitt’s acclaimed novel of the same name, The Sisters Brothers follows two brothers – Eli and Charlie...
Mandarin Drama Series The Rise of the Phoenixes to Stream On Netflix
Netflix announced today that the drama series The Rise of the Phoenixes will be available on their streaming platform internationally starting September 14th. The show will be available in more than a dozen languages around the world when it premieres.
The Rise of Phoenixes is a 70-episode series loosely based on Huang Quan, a novel by Tianxia Guiyuan, and co-produced...
Jane Krakowski to co-star in Dickinson, Apple’s half-hour comedy series
Deadline has word that actress Jane Krakowski (30 Rock, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has signed on to co-star in Apple’s half-hour comedy series Dickinson, based on the life of 1800s poet Emily Dickinson, played by Hailee Steinfeld (Bumblebee, Pitch Perfect 2). Krakowski will play Mrs. Dickinson, Emily’s mother.
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A Star is Born soundtrack now available for pre-order
Warner Bros. announced today that the soundtrack for its upcoming musical drama A Star is Born, the third remake of the 1937 original, is officially available for pre-order for both physical and digital copies leading up to the release of the album by Interscope Records on October 5 to coincide with the film’s release. The track list for the soundtrack can be viewed below!
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Frank Schaetzing’s eco-thriller The Swarm coming to TV
Deadline reports that author Frank Schaetzing‘s eco-thriller The Swarm is being developed into a TV drama. Producer Frank Doelger (Game of Thrones) is adapting the novel for the small screen, which is slated to start production sometime in 2019.
Schaetzing gave the following statement about the development. “The question about a possible film adaptation of The Swarm was the one I was...
Jimmi Simpson joins Our Lady, LTD series opposite Ben Kingsley
Following the recent announcement that Oscar-winner Sir Ben Kingsley (Gandhi, House of Sand and Fog, Operation Finale) had joined the upcoming EPIX series Our Lady, LTD, TheWrap brings word that Emmy nominee Jimmi Simpson (Westworld, Unsolved, House of Cards) will star opposite Kingsley in the 10-episode modern noir drama from MGM Television.
Our Lady, LTD follows James (Simpson), a...
Netflix series Another Life adds New Mutants star Blu Hunt
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Netflix series Another Life has added New Mutants star Blu Hunt to its growing ensemble. No details have been disclosed as to the nature of her role.
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Dhaka: Chris Hemsworth to star in Netflix action movie
Their run in the Marvel Cinematic Universe might seemingly be coming to an end, but the Russo Brothers have been planning their next moves for years ahead and their upcoming project, Dhaka, is coming together with the casting of Chris Hemsworth in the lead role.
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Emmy Rossum announces she’s leaving Shameless
In a surprise announcement, Shameless star Emmy Rossum took to Facebook to announce that she is leaving the hit Showtime series after nine seasons. Rossum wrote an emotional goodbye to fans, which you can read below:
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“It’s hard thing to put into words, feelings. But I’m going to try.
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Feast your eyes on the official Suspiria movie poster
Give your soul to the dance and feast your eyes on the official Suspiria movie poster that was just released by Amazon Studios. The remake of the 1977 horror classic stars Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton. Check out the official poster now in the gallery below!
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Kyliegh Curran to play Abra Stone in Doctor Sleep movie
Kyliegh Curran (I Can I Will I Did) has joined Stephen King’s The Shining sequel Doctor Sleep movie as Abra Stone, Deadline has confirmed. Similar to Danny Torrance, played by Ewan McGregor (Christopher Robin), Abra is a girl who has the gift of The Shining.
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The Front Runner trailer: Hugh Jackman is caught in a political scandal
Columbia Pictures has released the first trailer for the upcoming political drama The Front Runner starring Hugh Jackman as Gary Hart.
They also released a new movie poster that hilariously shows the Gary Hart campaign truck lunging itself off a cliff after being chased by reporters. Make sure you check out both the trailer and the poster below and let us...