The alleged killers, also from Kerala, took the man to a hospital on Wednesday night after he stopped responding to the torture.
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A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
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What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
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Highlights: स्टंप तक भारत ने पांच विकेट पर बनाए 264 रन
Highlights Cricket Score), इंडिया vs वेस्टइंडीज नेशनल क्रिकेट टीम : भारतीय कप्तान विराट कोहली (Virat Kohli) ने 76 रन और मयंक अग्रवाल ने 55 रन बनाए . India national cricket team vs West Indies national cricket team live cricket 2nd test match streaming online live from Sabina park, Jamaica.from Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2UjvRxn
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Hurricane Dorian strengthens to 'extremely dangerous' Category 4 storm
08/30/19 5:52 PM
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Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?
There might be a salad dressing.
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Where do Volkswagens go when they retire?
The Old Volks Home
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What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
They're both meat substitutes!
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एमएस धोनी के आलोचकों पर बरसे चयनकर्ता, दिया ये बयान
दक्षिण अफ्रीका (South Africa) के खिलाफ सीरीज में न चुने जाने के बाद सवाल है कि एमएस धोनी (MS Dhoni) का अंतरराष्ट्रीय क्रिकेट कब तक रहेगा और क्या उन्हें आगे खेलने का मौका मिलेगा या नहीं.from Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2HAKNSu
A drunk wakes up in jail and asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?" "For drinking." replies the officer.
"Great!" slurs the man. "When do we start?"
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NRC out today, Assam on edge
The NRC, which was first undertaken in Assam in 1951 and was being updated since 2015, is aimed at detecting and deleting so-called illegal immigrants from citizenship rolls.
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To mark Modi's birthday on Sept 17, BJP to observe 'service week'
The ruling party will observe “Seva Saptah” (service week) between September 14 and 20.
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What next for applicants left out of the final NRC list
Despite reports and social media speculation to the contrary, the governments at the Centre and in Assam have held out an assurance that those left out won’t be declared foreigners or sent to detention centres immediately.
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Economic growth falls to lowest in over 6 years
GDP expanded just 5%, manufacturing sector slumps alarmingly.
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NRC out today, Assam on edge
The NRC, which was first undertaken in Assam in 1951 and was being updated since 2015, is aimed at detecting and deleting so-called illegal immigrants from citizenship rolls.
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To mark Modi's birthday on Sept 17, BJP to observe 'service week'
The ruling party will observe “Seva Saptah” (service week) between September 14 and 20.
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What next for applicants left out of the final NRC list
Despite reports and social media speculation to the contrary, the governments at the Centre and in Assam have held out an assurance that those left out won’t be declared foreigners or sent to detention centres immediately.
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Economic growth falls to lowest in over 6 years
GDP expanded just 5%, manufacturing sector slumps alarmingly.
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Just got fired from my lawn maintence job.
Apparently I just wasn't cutting it.
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Tencent’s messaging app WeChat now available for cars
Drivers will be able to operate the in-car app through voice commands or steering wheel buttons to check unread messages, send new messages, as well as make WeChat calls.
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Did you hear about the guy selling bombs disguised as prayer mats?
Prophets were going through the roof
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'Referred to War and Peace by Biswajit Roy, not Tolstoy,' says Bombay HC judge
Kotwal clarified that he had not said the material recovered from Gonsalves’s home was incriminating, but had only asked Desai to explain why the books with the said titles were in his possession.
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'Referred to War and Peace by Biswajit Roy, not Tolstoy,' says Bombay HC judge
Kotwal clarified that he had not said the material recovered from Gonsalves’s home was incriminating, but had only asked Desai to explain why the books with the said titles were in his possession.
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Two brothers from Bihar in trouble for marrying Kashmiri sisters
Kashmir police has arrested the two brothers from their house in Rambishanpur village, Raghopur police station of Supaul district of Bihar on charges of abducting the two Kashmiri sisters, who are adults.
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A mailman was retiring after running the same route over 20 years, he had gotten to know the people pretty well so he left little notes of appreciation in their mailboxes...
The next day he gets to the first house on the block and the couple there greet him with a going away present and say there goodbyes.
This goes on for the next few houses.
But about 5 houses in a lady greets him at the door in nothing but her underwear. She snatches him inside and proceeds to give him the best fuck hed have in 20 years. When they were done she kisses him says her goodbyes and hands him a dollar.
Not knowing exactly what just happened he said, "my that was lovely but whats with the dollar?"
She says "when i told my husband yesterday that you were retiring, he said fuck him, give him a dollar."
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Two brothers from Bihar in trouble for marrying Kashmiri sisters
Kashmir police has arrested the two brothers from their house in Rambishanpur village, Raghopur police station of Supaul district of Bihar on charges of abducting the two Kashmiri sisters, who are adults.
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Final NRC list out tomorrow, govt urges calm, ups security
The citizens’ register sets out to identify foreign nationals in a region that borders Bangladesh and where migration has been an issue that has led to violence between communities.
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Collegium set to recommend four new judges for Supreme Court
The four new appointments will take up the number of judges in the Supreme Court from 30 to 34, the apex court’s sanctioned strength (the number was increased from 31 to 34 last month). This will also be the first time in a decade that the court has its entire complement of judges.
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'People had false impression Article 370 empowered them': Satya Pal Malik
The J&K Governor said that restrictions will be eased and the decision was taken because BJP had a majority in the Government.
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Final NRC list out tomorrow, govt urges calm, ups security
The citizens’ register sets out to identify foreign nationals in a region that borders Bangladesh and where migration has been an issue that has led to violence between communities.
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Collegium set to recommend four new judges for Supreme Court
The four new appointments will take up the number of judges in the Supreme Court from 30 to 34, the apex court’s sanctioned strength (the number was increased from 31 to 34 last month). This will also be the first time in a decade that the court has its entire complement of judges.
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'People had false impression Article 370 empowered them': Satya Pal Malik
The J&K Governor said that restrictions will be eased and the decision was taken because BJP had a majority in the Government.
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Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"
Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.
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I told my husband I was going to weight training tomorrow...
He said hold on, just hold on a sec, hold on a little longer. Then he said “I’m giving you wait training now”
That literally just happened.
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In PM Modi's water guarantee plan, expect 55 litres/day per person
The water fund will likely be modelled on the lines of a similar one for Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, the national sanitation scheme, called the Swachh Bharat Kosh.
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Major relief for taxpayers between Rs 5 lakh and Rs 10 lakh likely as Panel proposes...
To be sure, this is still just a suggestion and it is not clear whether the government, which is very focused on increasing its tax revenue, will accept it.
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Gabbard likely to miss next debate, White House chances dim
Though Tulsi Gabbard made it to the first two debates and did reasonably well in both, she struggled to find traction and never did break into the top league that has been dominated thus far by former vice-president Joe Biden, Senators Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris.
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After Congress notice, Tharoor says he never justified Modi
In an email to state Congress chief Mullapally Ramachandran, Tharoor said he had been astonished to get an email saying he had “justified” the PM.
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Pakistan all set to test ballistic missile today
The test of the surface-to-surface ballistic missile, perhaps the Ghaznavi (with a 300 km range) will be conducted on Thursday
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Case against Chinmayanand: Missing woman 'spotted' in Delhi hotel, CCTV footage...
The woman is a student of SS Law College in Uttar Pradesh’s Shahjahanpur. Chinmayanand is chairman of the college. His lawyer has alleged a conspiracy to blackmail the politician to extort money.
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Gabbard likely to miss next debate, White House chances dim
Though Tulsi Gabbard made it to the first two debates and did reasonably well in both, she struggled to find traction and never did break into the top league that has been dominated thus far by former vice-president Joe Biden, Senators Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris.
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After Congress notice, Tharoor says he never justified Modi
In an email to state Congress chief Mullapally Ramachandran, Tharoor said he had been astonished to get an email saying he had “justified” the PM.
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In water guarantee plan, 55 litres/day per person
The water fund will likely be modelled on the lines of a similar one for Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, the national sanitation scheme, called the Swachh Bharat Kosh.
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Panel proposes new slabs for income tax
To be sure, this is still just a suggestion and it is not clear whether the government, which is very focused on increasing its tax revenue, will accept it.
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Pakistan all set to test ballistic missile today
The test of the surface-to-surface ballistic missile, perhaps the Ghaznavi (with a 300 km range) will be conducted on Thursday
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Case against Chinmayanand: Missing woman 'spotted' in Delhi hotel, CCTV footage...
The woman is a student of SS Law College in Uttar Pradesh’s Shahjahanpur. Chinmayanand is chairman of the college. His lawyer has alleged a conspiracy to blackmail the politician to extort money.
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So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief. Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure." Chief: "How important? A governor or something?" Cop: "No sir. He's bigger." Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?" Cop: "More important, sir." Chief: "A major politician?" Cop: "No sir, he's much more important." Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?" Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
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What's it called when a drug dealer tests his products?
A business trip.
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‘The Irishman’ Will Be 3.5 Hours Long Because Martin Scorsese Can Do No Wrong
Are you sitting down, folks? The New York Film Festival has revealed that Martin Scorsese's The Irishman will boast a running time of... wait for it... 210 minutes. That is exactly 3-and-one-half-hours. You could literally watch Crank and Crank: High Voltage in that time frame, and still have roughly 10 minutes to spare. Now, I know what you're thinking. 3.5 hours? That's a lot of movie. Why are movies so freakin' long these days? Well, normally I would agree, but when it's Scorsese teaming up with Robert De Niro and Joe …
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Stimulus scope likely to widen after RBI bounty
While announcing the first stimulus package to revive growth on Friday, finance minister Nirmala Sitharaman said that it was “only the start” and one more set of announcements, focused on the sluggish real estate sector, would be announced this week.
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HT Explainer: Ground reality in Kashmir
Since August 5, when the government revoked Jammu & Kashmir’s special status, all landline and mobile phones and Internet connectivity has been snapped across the Kashmir Valley.
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Mother denied permission to meet Mehbooba Mufti
Mehbooba Mufti, chief of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), and other political leaders, including Omar Abdullah of the National Conference (NC), have been locked up in separate guest houses since August 5 when the Centre moved Parliament to amend Article 370 of the Constitution that gave the state its special status.
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Centre working on new plan to create 50,000 jobs in Jammu and Kashmir
The measures include a paramilitary and military recruitment drive in the two newly-formed Union territories and efforts to develop the food processing and dairy industries, an official aware of the details said on condition of anonymity.
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Stimulus scope likely to widen after RBI bounty
While announcing the first stimulus package to revive growth on Friday, finance minister Nirmala Sitharaman said that it was “only the start” and one more set of announcements, focused on the sluggish real estate sector, would be announced this week.
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HT Explainer: Ground reality in Kashmir
Since August 5, when the government revoked Jammu & Kashmir’s special status, all landline and mobile phones and Internet connectivity has been snapped across the Kashmir Valley.
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Mother denied permission to meet Mehbooba Mufti
Mehbooba Mufti, chief of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), and other political leaders, including Omar Abdullah of the National Conference (NC), have been locked up in separate guest houses since August 5 when the Centre moved Parliament to amend Article 370 of the Constitution that gave the state its special status.
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Centre working on new plan to create 50,000 jobs in Jammu and Kashmir
The measures include a paramilitary and military recruitment drive in the two newly-formed Union territories and efforts to develop the food processing and dairy industries, an official aware of the details said on condition of anonymity.
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Successfully ran away from the cops today, after I stole a candy bar
They tried their best, but I had too many Twix up my sleeve.
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Pakistan may instigate violence in J&K, says Army chief
On August 5, the Modi government stripped Jammu and Kashmir of its special status and divided the state into two separate Union Territories.
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Pakistan may instigate violence in J&K, says Army chief
On August 5, the Modi government stripped Jammu and Kashmir of its special status and divided the state into two separate Union Territories.
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I got gas for $1.39 today.
Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.
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2 AWACS, air-to-air missiles on agenda for Netanyahu visit
Top diplomats based in New Delhi and Tel Aviv said on condition of anonymity that an advanced security liaison team from Israel will land in Delhi on September 2 to prepare ground for the prime ministerial visit.
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Govt to push Aadhaar enrolment in Kashmir
The process will accelerate once the bifurcation of the region into two Union Territories is complete on October 31, the officials added.
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As NRC deadline nears, Assam govt tries to allay apprehensions
The Supreme Court has set August 31 as the deadline for publishing the final draft of the NRC, aimed at weeding out illegal immigrants from the state.
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After raping six-year-old, accused gives her ₹10 to keep mum!
Cops said the girl’s family members found her at a deserted spot around 50m from their house. The accused reportedly fled the place after her kin woke up and started looking for her.
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2 AWACS, air-to-air missiles on agenda for Netanyahu visit
Top diplomats based in New Delhi and Tel Aviv said on condition of anonymity that an advanced security liaison team from Israel will land in Delhi on September 2 to prepare ground for the prime ministerial visit.
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Govt to push Aadhaar enrolment in Kashmir
The process will accelerate once the bifurcation of the region into two Union Territories is complete on October 31, the officials added.
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As NRC deadline nears, Assam govt tries to allay apprehensions
The Supreme Court has set August 31 as the deadline for publishing the final draft of the NRC, aimed at weeding out illegal immigrants from the state.
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After raping six-year-old, accused gives her ₹10 to keep mum!
Cops said the girl’s family members found her at a deserted spot around 50m from their house. The accused reportedly fled the place after her kin woke up and started looking for her.
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I hate how funerals are always so early in the day.
I'm really not a mourning person.
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Highlights: भारत ने दर्ज की 318 रनों से बड़ी जीत
Highlights, India vs West Indies Live Match, 1st Test Match, Day 3 at Sir Vivian Richards Stadium,North Sound, Antigua : जसप्रीत बुमराह ने सात रन देकर पांच विकेट लिएfrom Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2NxSQmY
A rope walks into a bar....
The bartender says, "hey, we don't serve ropes here sir". So the rope goes out side gets twisted and messes up his hair and walks back in minutes later. "Hey are you that rope that I told to leave earlier" shouted the bartender. He looks at the bartender and says "No sir, I'm a frayed knot".
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Centre plans wider method to measure income of farmers
In 2016, Prime Minister Modi first declared his government would double farm incomes — in other words, raise them by 100% — in six years by 2022-23, a politically significant goal in a country where nearly half the population depends on a farm-based livelihood.
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Centre forms panel on power reforms
Special power secretary Sanjiv Nandan Sahai will lead the group, which will recommend reforms needed in Power Purchase Agreements (PPAs) and for increasing competitiveness in the power markets.
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Centre plans wider method to measure income of farmers
In 2016, Prime Minister Modi first declared his government would double farm incomes — in other words, raise them by 100% — in six years by 2022-23, a politically significant goal in a country where nearly half the population depends on a farm-based livelihood.
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Centre forms panel on power reforms
Special power secretary Sanjiv Nandan Sahai will lead the group, which will recommend reforms needed in Power Purchase Agreements (PPAs) and for increasing competitiveness in the power markets.
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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play needs a cast
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A gay deer walks into bar
And he walks out 2 hours later and says ‘Man I can’t believe I just blew 50 bucks!’
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‘El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie’ Release Date Announced in First Teaser
Netflix has finally confirmed the Breaking Bad movie release date — and it's going to be here sooner than you think. That means it's time to start re-binging the essential episodes, read all of the refreshers, and making sure you do everything else in your power to prepare properly because this new Breaking Bad tale is going to be one tense, wild ride. Both the release date and the official title for the Breaking Bad movie were confirmed in a short teaser released late on Saturday afternoon. The teaser features Skinny Pete (Charles Baker, returning to the role) …
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ऑस्ट्रेलिया के मार्नस लाबुशेन इंग्लैंड के खिलाफ एशेज श्रृंखला के तीसरे टेस्ट मैच की दूसरी पारी में 80 रन बनाकर इतिहास रच दिया.from Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/32796Q9
Highlights: भारत ने हासिल की 260 रनों की बढ़त
Highlights India vs West Indies Live Match, 1st Test Match, Day 3 at Sir Vivian Richards Stadium,North Sound, Antigua : भारत ने तीसरे दिन का खेल समाप्त होने तक तीन विकेट पर 185 रन बना लिए हैंfrom Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2PdIWto
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
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But it smells like a foot
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Highlights: पहली पारी में बढ़त की तरफ टीम इंडिया
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Hilary Duff Returning as ‘Lizzie McGuire in New Disney+ Series
Did you think Disney+ was going to turn up at D23 without announcing some new IP content? Heck no! Disney Channel queen Lizzie McGuire is coming back for more life and love and coming of age. Hilary Duff was on hand at D23 in Anaheim, California to announce the return of her iconic early-aughts character, who will headline a new show as a 30-year-old millennial navigating life in New York City. (And anyone who watches Younger can tell you she's excellent at that role.) Original series creator Terri Minsky will return as showrunner, for the series, …
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First Trailer for Disney+’s ‘Noelle’ Brings Kendrick and Hader Home for the Holidays
The first trailer for the Disney+ holiday comedy Noelle has arrived, courtesy of D23. We'll have our thoughts up shortly but wanted to bring it to your attention as quickly as possible. Originally filmed for a theatrical release way back when the two-hander starring Anna Kendrick and Bill Hader was coming together, Disney slated the Christmasy comedy for a November 2019 release. But that was around the same time that early plans for their high-profile streaming service Disney+ were coming together, so they opted to launch the film on that platform instead. Don't expect to see …
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D23: Noelle Trailer for the Anna Kendrick & Bill Hader Comedy
D23: Noelle Trailer for the Anna Kendrick & Bill Hader Comedy
At the D23 2019 Expo, Walt Disney Pictures has revealed the first trailer for Noelle (formerly “Nicole”), the live-action Christmas comedy coming to the Disney+ platform. Anna Kendrick, Shirley MacLaine, Bill Hader, Julie Hagerty, Billy Eichner, Michael Gross and Ron Funches star in the film. Check out the Noelle trailer in the player below!
RELATED: One Day at Disney Trailer: Disney+ Announces New Documentary Series
The film revolves around Santa’s daughter, who is forced to take over the family business when her father decides to retire and her brother ends up getting cold feet prior to his first big Christmas Eve flight.
Written and directed by Marc Lawrence (Two Weeks Notice, Did You Hear About the Morgans?), Noelle is set to debut on the Disney+ streaming service on November 12.
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D23: Lady and the Tramp Trailer for Disney+’s Live-Action Remake!
D23: Lady and the Tramp trailer for Disney+’s live-action remake!
Walt Disney Pictures has revealed the first trailer for Lady and the Tramp, the live-action remake of the classic animated film coming to the Disney+ platform. Featuring the titular romantic couple, voiced by Tessa Thompson and Justin Theroux, you can check out the trailer in the player below!
RELATED: Disney+, ESPN+, Hulu Bringing Disney Streaming Content to D23 Expo 2019
Lady and the Tramp tells the story of an American Cocker Spaniel named Lady who lives with an upper-middle-class family but is set astray when the family has a baby. Lady ends up meeting a mongrel known as the Tramp on the streets. They embark on a romantic journey and eventually fall in love.
Buy the animated Disney classic here.
The film stars Tessa Thompson (Sorry to Bother You, Men In Black) as Lady, Justin Theroux (The Spy Who Dumped Me) as the Tramp, Thomas Mann (Kong: Skull Island) as Jim Dear, Kiersey Clemons (Flatliners) as Jim’s wife Darling, Ashley Jensen (The Lobster, Hysteria) as Jackie the Scottish Terrier, Benedict Wong (Doctor Strange) voicing Bull, an English bulldog, Sam Elliott as the voice of Trusty the Bloodhound, Janelle Monae as the voice of Peg the Pekingese, Yvette Nicole Brown as Aunt Sarah, Adrian Martinez as Elliot and Arturo Castro as Marco.
RELATED: Marvel Television Also Developing New Shows for Disney Plus
Charlie Bean (The LEGO Ninjago Movie, Tron Uprising) will be directing the live-action/CG hybrid film from a script by Andrew Bujalski. Aside from Mann and Clemons, most of the cast will play CGI characters as we have seen in recent Disney adaptations such as Jungle Book and Beauty and the Beast.
The upcoming live-action remake is slated to debut on November 12 on Disney’s upcoming streaming service Disney+.
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D23: She-Hulk, Moon Knight & Ms. Marvel Series Confirmed!
D23: She-Hulk, Moon Knight & Ms. Marvel Series Confirmed!
After it was revealed earlier today in the trades that Ms. Marvel was coming to Disney+, Kevin Feige has revealed at D23 that two more iconic heroes will be joining her on the small screen: Moon Knight and She-Hulk! It has also been confirmed that Ms. Marvel/Kamala Khan will cross over into MCU theatrical films as well.
RELATED: Ms. Marvel TV Series in the Works for Disney+
She-Hulk debuted in Marvel Comics’ “Savage She-Hulk” #1 in 1980, created by writer Stan Lee and artist John Buscema. Her alter ego is Jennifer Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner/Hulk, who after being shot is provided a blood transfusion from Bruce that turns her into a similar green monster. She later became a member of the Avengers and briefly replaced Ben Grimm in The Fantastic Four.
Created by Doug Moench and Don Perlin in 1975 for “Werewolf by Night” #32, Moon Knight is the alter ego of Marc Spector is a Jewish-American rabbi’s son who grew up to become a heavyweight boxer and then a U.S. Marine. Left for dead on a mission in Egypt, he’s taken to a temple devoted to the god Khonshu, and agrees to become the god’s avatar on Earth.
British writer Bisha K. Ali (Four Weddings and Funeral) will reportedly write and act as showrunner for the Ms. Marvel series. An official announcement could come in just a few hours.
RELATED: Kevin Feige Confirms ‘Plans’ for Ms. Marvel After Captain Marvel
Though the Ms. Marvel moniker has been around for decades, originally the superhero name for Carol Danvers, the Khan character took on the name. A Pakistani-American, Khan joined the Marvel comics universe back in 2014 as a result of the Inhumans’ Terrigen Mists being released, triggering her shapeshifing powers. Not only is she capable of stretching her limbs to great lengths and widths, but she can also grow or shrink to incredible sizes. Khan is also inspired by Carol Danvers, who at that point had been “promoted” to the role of Captain Marvel, and decides to take on her old moniker of Ms. Marvel to fight crime and do good.
It’s unclear when series will make its debut on the streaming service, with Marvel Studios previously announcing a host of shows for the streaming platform from 2020 up until late 2021.
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D23: Wyatt Russell To Appear as U.S. Agent in Falcon and Winter Soldier
D23: Wyatt Russell to appear as U.S. Agent in Falcon and Winter Soldier
Straight from Hall D23 at D23 Expo 2019, Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has announced new details on the upcoming The Falcon and The Winter Soldier TV series!
First up is the reveal that Emily Van Camp will return as Sharon Carter for the series, but also annoucned was the casting of Wyatt Russell (Lodge 49, Black Mirror) as the Marvel Comics character U.S. Agent. Originally a Captain America villain in the source material who later become a hero and was elected to the position of Captain America by a committee. Could the series take its cues from that comic storyline and see a feud between The Falcon and U.S. Agent? Sound off with your thoughts in the comments below!
John Wick creator Derek Kolstad joined the writing/creative team of Falcon and the Winter Soldier, though details are still under wraps, but it seems likely to follow up on Falcon’s new status quo after Avengers: Endgame. Anthony Mackie (Point Blank), Sebastian Stan (I, Tonya) and Daniel Brühl will all return for the series
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier may only run for six episodes, but it will connect with the larger MCU. It’s expected to hit Disney+ in August 2020.
Disney+ will launch on November 12. A monthly subscription will cost $6.99 a month, with an annual subscription set at $69.99. When Disney+ launches, 7,500 episodes, 25 original series, 400 library movie titles, and 100 recent theatrical film releases will be available. The service will be ad-free, supported solely by subscription fees, and will be available on gaming consoles, smart TV’s, and connected streaming devices.
RELATED: Love, Simon TV Series Adaptation in the Works at Disney+
Disney+ will allow downloading, meaning all content from the service will be accessible offline. As part of the new system you’ll be able to create your dream Disney+ profile by building your own custom avatar with characters from the library, including customized settings and profiles.
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D23: Agents of SHIELD Season 7 Trailer is Here!
D23: Agents of SHIELD Season 7 trailer is here!
D23 has revealed the first trailer for ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Season 7, which will serve as the final season of the series. Check out the trailer below!
RELATED: Agents of SHIELD Season 6 Episode 11 Recap
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD stars Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson, Ming-Na Wen as Agent Melinda May, Chloe Bennet as Daisy Johnson, Iain De Caestecker as Agent Leo Fitz, Elizabeth Henstridge as Agent Jemma Simmons, Henry Simmons as Agent Alphonso “Mack” MacKenzie, Natalia Cordova-Buckley as Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez, John Hannah as Holden Radcliffe, Adrianne Palicki as Bobbi Morse, Brett Dalton as Grant Ward, Luke Mitchell as Lincoln Campbell, and Nick Blood as Lance Hunter
RELATED: Comic-Con: Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Ending After Season 7
The series was co-created by Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon & Maurissa Tancharoen, who also serve as executive producers along with Jeffrey Bell and Marvel’s Jeph Loeb and Jim Chory.
The final season will premiere in Summer 2020.
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‘Lady and the Tramp’ Trailer Reveals the First Look at Disney’s Live-Action Love Story
Disney has released the first trailer for Lady and the Tramp, the live-action adaptation of the 1955 animated classic about two star-crossed dogs falling in love. Separating itself a bit from the all-digital-all-the-time strategy of Jon Favreau's The Lion King, the Lady and the Tramp update is using actual dogs in the lead roles, voiced by Tessa Thompson (Thor: Ragnarok) and Justin Theroux (The Spy Who Dumped Me). Charlie Bean (The LEGO Ninjago Movie) directs from a script by Andrew Bujalski (Support the Girls). Originally conceived as a film with a traditional theater …
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Marvel Sets ‘Moon Knight’ and ‘She-Hulk’ Series on Disney+
Marvel Studios did not mess around when it came to their San Diego Comic-Con announcements this year, so you better believe they're bringing just as much to the stage at the Disney-centric convention D23. During a jam-packed presentation, MCU chief Kevin Feige revealed that Moon Knight and She-Hulk are both getting their own series on the upcoming Disney streaming service. No further casting or creative details were revealed at the time, but Feige teased the She-Hulk series, saying "Bruce Banner is no longer the only Hulk in the MCU" and teed up the new …
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ऑस्ट्रेलियाई बल्लेबाजों पर जोफ्रा आर्चर का कहर, 6 विकेट लिए
हेडिंग्ले टेस्ट (Headingley Test) में जोफ्रा आर्चर (Jofra Archer) की मदद से इंग्लैंड (England) ने ऑस्ट्रेलिया (Australia) की पहली पारी को 179 पर समेट दिया.from Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2L1AyrC
Concerns over protests, possible attacks in Valley
The communication blackout, which has caused a great deal of resentment in the local population, has also helped prevent the organisation of protests across the Kashmir Valley, people familiar with developments said.
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Singhvi, Sibal prepare strategy to seek relief for Chidambaram
Chidambaram was arrested late on Wednesday night after the Delhi High Court on Tuesday rejected his pre-arrest bail . His legal team desperately sought to have the Supreme Court hear the matter on Tuesday and Wednesday but failed.
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Concerns over protests, possible attacks in Valley
The communication blackout, which has caused a great deal of resentment in the local population, has also helped prevent the organisation of protests across the Kashmir Valley, people familiar with developments said.
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Singhvi, Sibal prepare strategy to seek relief for Chidambaram
Chidambaram was arrested late on Wednesday night after the Delhi High Court on Tuesday rejected his pre-arrest bail . His legal team desperately sought to have the Supreme Court hear the matter on Tuesday and Wednesday but failed.
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Where does poor pasta live?
In the spaghetto!
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IND Vs WI: केएल राहुल फिर अर्धशतक से चूके
India Vs West Indies: एंटीगा टेस्ट में वेस्टइंडीज के खिलाफ के एल राहुल (KL Rahul) ने 44 रन बनाए और वो हाफसेंचुरी नहीं बना सकेfrom Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2zh1YEd
IND vs WI:एंटीगा टेस्ट के पहले दिन अजिंक्य रहाणे ने बचाई लाज
केएल राहुल (KL Rahul) और अजिंक्य रहाणे (Ajinkya Rahane) की मदद से भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम (Indian Cricket Team) ने एंटीगा टेस्ट (Antigua Test) के पहले दिन का खेल खत्म होने तक 6 विकेट के नुकसान पर 203 रन बना लिए हैं.from Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2ziUlwY
My flat earther friend decided to prove his theory by walking to the end of the world
In the end, he came around.
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The Witching Hour: ‘Knives and Skin’ Director Jennifer Reeder Live at North Bend Film Festival
Welcome to The Witching Hour! Collider’s horror podcast, co-created and co-hosted by Editor and Horror Lead Haleigh Foutch and Senior Editorial Producer Perri Nemiroff. On this week’s episode, we head up to the North Bend Film Festival, tucked away in Twin Peaks territory in North Bend, Washington, for The Witching Hour's first live podcast. In honor of the occasion, we welcome Jennifer Reeder, director of the NBFF Centerpiece Film Knives and Skin to discuss her coming-of-age crime drama. During the chat, we discuss her journey from dance and the art world into filmmaking, …
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Ministries call truce, higher PF rate to stay
The matter was resolved after labour minister Santosh Kumar Gangwar recently met finance minister Nirmala Sitharaman and explained that the organisation is left with a sufficient surplus even after paying 8.65% interest rate to its 46 million subscribers, one of the officials said requesting anonymity.
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Indigenous light combat aircraft targeted by 2022
Sanctioned by the government in 2009, the Mk II will be equipped with state-of-the-art AESA radar with the indigenously developed air-to-air missile Astra, which has a range of 70km. The beyond visual range missile is currently being tested on the IAF’s Su-30 MKI fighters.
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Committee under NSA to set terms for CDS position
According to the officials, the members of the committee, apart from the NSA, will be the Cabinet secretary, the defence secretary, and the secretary, expenditure and COSC.
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Ministries call truce, higher PF rate to stay
The matter was resolved after labour minister Santosh Kumar Gangwar recently met finance minister Nirmala Sitharaman and explained that the organisation is left with a sufficient surplus even after paying 8.65% interest rate to its 46 million subscribers, one of the officials said requesting anonymity.
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Indigenous light combat aircraft targeted by 2022
Sanctioned by the government in 2009, the Mk II will be equipped with state-of-the-art AESA radar with the indigenously developed air-to-air missile Astra, which has a range of 70km. The beyond visual range missile is currently being tested on the IAF’s Su-30 MKI fighters.
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Committee under NSA to set terms for CDS position
According to the officials, the members of the committee, apart from the NSA, will be the Cabinet secretary, the defence secretary, and the secretary, expenditure and COSC.
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Apple closer to using BOE displays for iPhones to cut costs: Report
Apple currently uses OLEDs from Samsung and LG Display.
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My mate said he slept with a girl called Gibberish.
Fucking nonsense if you ask me.
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
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Spider-Man's Avengers future hangs in balance
According to several news reports, a dispute between Walt Disney and Sony threatens to end their co-production of Spider-Man films – which includes movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), a $22.5 billion franchise that brings together the superheroes from Marvel Comics under the Avengers umbrella.
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Was not hiding from law: P Chidambaram
Chidambaram’s appearance at the Congress headquarters to articulate his position on a legal matter, pertaining to alleged irregularities in the grant of FIPB clearance to a foreign investment in INX Media Pvt. Ltd in 2007 when he was finance minister, underscored the staunch support he received from the party’s top leadership.
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Trump suggests India must fight IS in Afghanistan
“India is right there, they are not fighting it, we are fighting it,” Trump told reporters, answering a question about US plans to keep its troops in Afghanistan or withdraw them as regards the ongoing peace talks. “Pakistan is right next door. They are fighting it, very little, very, very little.”
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Spider-Man's Avengers future hangs in balance
According to several news reports, a dispute between Walt Disney and Sony threatens to end their co-production of Spider-Man films – which includes movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), a $22.5 billion franchise that brings together the superheroes from Marvel Comics under the Avengers umbrella.
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Was not hiding from law: P Chidambaram
Chidambaram’s appearance at the Congress headquarters to articulate his position on a legal matter, pertaining to alleged irregularities in the grant of FIPB clearance to a foreign investment in INX Media Pvt. Ltd in 2007 when he was finance minister, underscored the staunch support he received from the party’s top leadership.
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Trump suggests India must fight IS in Afghanistan
“India is right there, they are not fighting it, we are fighting it,” Trump told reporters, answering a question about US plans to keep its troops in Afghanistan or withdraw them as regards the ongoing peace talks. “Pakistan is right next door. They are fighting it, very little, very, very little.”
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A U.S. Marine Colonel...
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 25-75% in favor of work . A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure , depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC (Private First Class) who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why. "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
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Jay Inslee drops out of 2020 presidential race
08/21/19 6:18 PM
Jay Inslee drops out of 2020 presidential race
08/21/19 6:18 PM
Donald Trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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New road map for ordnance factories soon
Early into its second term in office, the Narendra Modi government has in principle decided to corporatise the 41 ordnance factories — the oldest government entities — to increase their efficiency, sharpen their competitive edge and expand their export potential.
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Valley residents sweat it out for a phone call
With landlines and mobile networks down since the government revoked Jammu and Kashmir’s special status on August 5, there are very few options for the people of the Valley to reach their friends and family outside. Local calls can be made from police stations, intermittently working landlines.
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New road map for ordnance factories soon
Early into its second term in office, the Narendra Modi government has in principle decided to corporatise the 41 ordnance factories — the oldest government entities — to increase their efficiency, sharpen their competitive edge and expand their export potential.
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Valley residents sweat it out for a phone call
With landlines and mobile networks down since the government revoked Jammu and Kashmir’s special status on August 5, there are very few options for the people of the Valley to reach their friends and family outside. Local calls can be made from police stations, intermittently working landlines.
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Do you know why insulin has gotten so expensive?
Well, it’s not called Liveabetes, now is it?
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Yamuna water level rises in Delhi, expected to touch 207m by afternoon
The water level in the river had last breached the 207m mark during the 2013 floods, when it touched 207.32m.
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पाकिस्तानी क्रिकेटर हसन अली की हुई हरियाणा की सामिया आरजू
शादी में जहां सामिया आरजू (Samia Arzoo) भारतीय रंग में नजर आईं, वहीं हसन अली (Hassan Ali) ने पाकिस्तान की पारंपरिक ड्रेस पहनी थीfrom Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2zdLFrY
Hookers don't fart
They let out little prosti-toots.
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I love telling dad jokes
He even laughs sometimes!
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Private sector salaries logged slowest growth in a decade
It is also the first time in seven years that the share of salaries in sales revenue has come down.
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Yamuna water level rises in Delhi, expected to touch 207m by afternoon
The water level in the river had last breached the 207m mark during the 2013 floods, when it touched 207.32m.
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THERE WAS A KIDNAPPING AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!
Don’t worry, though - he woke up.
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'Will do the best I can': Donald Trump repeats Kashmir mediation offer
The US president said he would be meeting Prime Minister Narendra Modi over the weekend, on the sidelines of the upcoming G-7 summit in Biarritz, France
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Private sector salaries logged slowest growth in a decade
It is also the first time in seven years that the share of salaries in sales revenue has come down.
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'Will do the best I can': Donald Trump repeats Kashmir mediation offer
The US president said he would be meeting Prime Minister Narendra Modi over the weekend, on the sidelines of the upcoming G-7 summit in Biarritz, France
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इंग्लैंड के ओपनर जेसन रॉय के सिर पर लगी गेंद
एशेज सीरीज के दूसरे टेस्ट के दौरान स्टीव स्मिथ (Steve Smith) बाउंसर पर चोटिल हो गए थे और अब तीसरे टेस्ट से पहले इंग्लिश ओपनर जेसन रॉय (Jason Roy) भी बाउंसर का शिकार हुएfrom Latest News क्रिकेट News18 हिंदी https://ift.tt/2Zh3qVO
