When he runs into a crying woman on a blanket that has no arms or legs.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he walks over and asks her why she's crying.
"I've never been hugged", responds the woman.
The man ponders for a bit and says "fuck it" and he picks her up, hugs her, sets her down and keeps walking.
Later on he walks by her again and notices she's crying again. Again he asks her what's going on.
"Well its embarrassing but i've never been kissed!" Responds the woman. Again, the man thinks for a minute and then picks her up, kisses her and sets her down. Pleased with himself for the good deed he keeps walking along the beach.
A little later he walks by the lady again and again she's crying.
"What the hell is wrong now?" The man asks the woman.
"Well I've never been fucked before!" She answers.
The man, stunned, thinks for a minute. He then walks over to her, picks her up and tosses her in the ocean.
"Well you're fucked now!"
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