The pilot emerges from the cockpit, interrupting their conversation. "Slowly but surely, we are falling. I will attempt to crash-land as smoothly as possible, but I urge you to jump out with a parachute."
After briefly explaining how to use the parachutes, the pilot goes back to the controls. The representatives notice that there are only four parachutes for the five of them. Wasting no time, the Englishman snatches one up and heads for the exit.
"My glorious country is an age-old kingdom that spans the entire globe," he says. "We are a superior people, therefore I must live. God bless the Queen!"
Following suit, the Japanese representative says,
"My country is the most technologically advanced, and besides, has a population problem. I'm the most valuable person here, therefore I must live!" He jumps out the airplane with a parachute.
As the airplane begins to shake lightly, the American yanks a parachute up, and proclaims as he puts it on,
"My nation is the smartest on Earth, and I'm the most intelligent person on this airplane. Therefore I must live!"
Only the Canadian and Russian are left in the passengers area. Without a word the Russian representative walks over, and hands his parachute to the Canadian. Startled, the Canadian grabs the parachute, saying,
"How valiant of you! I accept, but tell me, why are you willing to sacrifice yourself for me?"
Smirking, the Russian replies,
"That's not the last parachute. The most intelligent one jumped with a sleeping bag!"
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