...to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."
The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.
He promptly nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Then runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. He nails all the geese. The rooster then runs to the pigpen, the cow pasture -- soon, he's been on every animal on the farm.
The farmer is worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next morning to find his rooster laid out flat in the middle of the pasture, buzzards circling overhead.
The sad farmer shakes his head and says, "I told you to pace yourself."
The rooster opens one eye, winks, and nods towards the sky, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
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