So he asks the bartender “What’s that all about?” motioning to the dwarf,
The bartender told him he would tell him later. So the guy orders a drink. The bartender says,
“Before you get a drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish.”
“Okay,” said the guy. He walks over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, “You have one wish.”
The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared.
In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back with a million ducks around him. The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, “Hey! I didn’t want a million ducks.” The bartender replied, “Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?”
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