A man brings his best buddy home for dinner... unannounced at 7.30 PM, after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there are no groceries and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?
Husband: Coz he's thinking of getting married, and I promised him a demo!
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