The owner is confused by the presence of the panda, but decides to provide service just like he would any other customer. The panda orders a meal, eats the meal quietly, and then asks for the check.
As the owner prepares the bill, the panda suddenly pulls out a gun, fires a few rounds into the air, and starts heading to the door. The owner is shocked, and starts chasing after the panda yelling “what the heck was that all about?” The panda just looks at him funny, then says “I’m a panda, look it up.” Then tosses him an encyclopedia and walks out the door.
The owner flips it the page about pandas and starts reading aloud. “Panda, a large black and white bear, native to Asia, that eats shoots and leaves.”
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