A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman's door. As she opens the door the salesman quickly runs inside and empties a bag full of poop on her expensive carpet.

Woman, shocked and angered, shouts "what the hell are you doing to my carpet?!?". The salesman replies "Ma'am, this is not just any ordinary vacuum cleaner. This vacuum cleaner has been engineered by top German scientists in their super high tech labs. If this vacuum cleaner doesn't clean up your carpet down to every single strand, I will eat all of this poop, right here right now!!"

Woman looks at the confident salesman "Would you like hot sauce or barbecue sauce?"

Salesman, bewildered, asks "Why?!?"

"because, the powers out."

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