Irishman: I tell ya man it sucks that we're not allowed to bring our own beer into this festival. All of the beer here is so goddamn overpriced.
American: I know what you mean my friend, so in this case I'll help you out.
The American pulls out a pair of binoculars and un caps the lenses to reveal alcohol
American: These custom made binoculars are perfect for smuggling two cans worth of beer practically anywhere that prohibits bringing in your own alchohol
Irishman: Wow that's genius! Nobody would ever suspect someone to be smuggling alcohol through binoculars!
American: Yep, my buddy a few miles south from here makes these products for a living.
The American hands the Irishman a business card with an address. The next day at the music festival the Irishman returns to the American upset and empty handed on alcohol
American: What's wrong my friend?
Irishman: The binoculars didn't work, instead all they did was raise more attention to me.
American: But how?
Irishman: I don't know but the security people at the entrance said that "I looked suspicious with those binoculars," so they confiscated all 50 of my binoculars.
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