A guy meets a girl at a bar, and they're having a good time. So, they decide to head over to his place. As he is about to open the door, she takes a step back and looks at him.
"What are you doing looking at me like that?"
"Oh, I can tell a lot about how a man makes love by how he opens his door."
"Huh. I've never heard that before. What do you mean?"
She smiles and says, "For example, he could fumble around for his keys, take a few tries to get it in the lock? That's inexperience, and that's not for me. On the other hand, if he grabs the right key, rams it in the lock and flings open the door, that's too rough and that's also not for me." Coyly with a playful grin she asks, "So... how do you open the lock?"
The man thinks for a minute, then he gets on his knees and licks the lock.
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