"What the fuck are you talking about?" I replied. "They're for your sister."
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I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife asked suspiciously, "Ok, what have you done now?" "I slept with your sister." I replied. "What!? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?!" she screamed.
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