If there are 1000 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are on the plane?

999

How many steps does it take to put a alligator in a fridge?

3 steps: 1. Open fridge door 2. Put alligator in fridge 3. Close fridge door

How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in a fridge?

4 steps: 1. Open fridge door 2. Take alligator out of fridge 3. Put giraffe in fridge 4. Close fridge door

The Lion King is having a birthday party. The giraffe doesn’t come. Why?

He’s still stuck in the fridge

Sally is trying to cross an alligator-infested river, yet she managed to cross it unscathed. How?

All the alligators were still at the Lion King’s birthday party

Sally died anyway. Why?

A brick fell on her head

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