So a man tattoos a picture of a $100 bill on his penis...

When asked why he would do such a thing, he responded with 3 reasons:

1. I like to play with my money.

2. I like to watch my money grow.

3. Whenever my wife feels like blowing $100, I have the perfect solution.

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