A guy is running on a treadmill while in the gym and he sees a phone next to him is ringing. A buff dude comes and answer the phone, puts it on the loudspeaker and start talking. our guy can hear everything they are talking. it's a sweet voice of a young woman.the conversation goes like this
Women: HEY BABY!!! ARE YOU STILL AT THE GYM?
Buff Dude: Yeah!!
Women: ah ..okay, So I came shopping with my friend Sarah and I see this beautiful dress, it's so gorgeous, I am not sure it will be here after an hour if I come back.there is only one and Sarah also wants to buy it but she is kinda out of money. I told her that I am gonna buy it anyway but I don't have that much cash either, Would you mind if I use your card to buy it? it's only 600$...Please?
Buff Dude: Okay!!!
Women: THANK YOU !!! HONEY !! Also, there is this beautiful neckless too matches the dress and it's only 230$, The dress is nothing without the neckless, Can I get it too?
Buff Dude: Yeah!!
Women: OMG!! you are the best and speaking of the best you know that Racheal's wedding is coming up and these guys have this beautiful gown, I will look like a princess in that, it's only 1000 bucks...So??
Buff Dude: get it...
Women: OH MY GOSH...YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER !!! I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH...THANK YOU VERY MUCH..I AM GONNA TREAT YOU FOR THIS ..DON'T SPEND ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ON THE GYM, YOU ARE GONNA NEED IT TONIGHT...HAHAHA...Love you again..See you soon my love...Bye!!
Buff Dude: Bye!!
Now our guy is thinking to himself ''What a dumb guy , HAHAHAHA, This guy doesn't even have a brain of a mouse, I should tell him that his girlfriend is a ripping him off'' and when he just about to talk to the Buff guy he says
''HEY!!! WHO IS THE OWNER OF THIS PHONE? THERE WAS A CALL AND I ANSWERED IT''
Edit 1: corrected some Grammar mistakes since English is my third language and I apologize for the ones I may have missed..
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