The woman says, “I need a gallon of chocolate, a gallon of vanilla, and a gallon of strawberry ice cream please.”
The kid says, “I can do the vanilla and strawberry but we’re out of chocolate.”
Oh, “says the woman, disappointed. Then just get me a pint of chocolate, a pint of vanilla, and a pint of strawberry*.”
Not sure she heard him right the kid says, “oh, I’m sorry, but we’re out of chocolate . But I can get you the strawberry and vanilla.”
“Oh, right, sorry!” says the woman. “Just get me a cup of chocolate, a cup of vanilla and a cup of strawberry.”
Kind of annoyed now the kid says, “lady, can you spell the ‘van’ in ‘vanilla’?”
“Sure, V-A-N,” she says.
“That’s right, what about the ‘straw’ on ‘strawberry’?”
“Sure, S-T-R-A-W.”
“Great! What about the ‘fuck’ in chocolate?”
“I’m sorry?” the lady says.
“You know, the ‘fuck’ in chocolate.”
Looking confused the woman says, “but, there’s no ‘fuck’ in “chocolate.’”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you lady, there’s no fuckin’ chocolate!”
EDIT: changed “chocolate” to “strawberry”
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