"Please, you have to help me. Every day when my husband comes home from work, he beats the shit out of me. I don't know what to do anymore."
The healer says: "You see, in every man's soul there is a lot of rage and violence. But as he grows older and wiser, he will learn to control his anger. My ancestors believed that all this violence is locked up behind the fah-kahb, the gate of wisdom. Well, what happens when a man's fah-kahb breaks open? I think you know the answer. But don't worry, I have a very strong potion that will protect you. Be warned though, it is also poisonous. Whatever you do, don't swallow it. Just take a sip and keep it in your mouth. It will keep you safe until your husband goes to bed, then you can spit it out."
And so he opens a drawer, gives her a little brown bottle and with another warning about never swallowing the potion, he sends her on her way.
The next day she comes back: "I can't believe it. I tried the potion yesterday and my husband came home, gave me a kiss, made dinner, cleaned up afterwards and then poured a bath for me. I've never seen him so gentle and loving. You have to tell me how the potion works!"
"It just helps you shut the fah-kahb".
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