[This joke isn’t as PC anymore, but it’s still funny!]
A gay guy, a fat guy, and a gambler, are all traveling together in a car. Suddenly, the car crashes and all three of them die.
They are at the gates of heaven, when St. Peter says to them, “I’m sorry, but there’s been some mistake. You three aren’t supposed to be here, you’re supposed to be in hell.”
Begging and pleading, they ask for one more chance. St. Peter says, “Fine, I’ll give you each one more chance.” Looking at the gay guy, he says, “You need to stop lusting after men.” To the fat guy, he says, “You need to stop being a glutton.” And to the gambler, “You need to quit gambling.”
“If any of you do these things again, even once, it’ll be straight to hell.”
And POOF! They were back on earth.
They were walking down a sidewalk when they began passing a really fine restaurant. The smells emanating from it were too much for the fat guy to handle. Not able to help it any longer, he runs towards the entrance, and as soon as his hand touches the door handle, POOF! He was gone.
The other two continued walking down the sidewalk, when they came across a very shiny gold coin laying on the ground. The gambler bent over to pick it up, and POOF! The gay guy was gone.
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