As he is sitting there a stunning woman walks into the bar and sits on the bar-stool next to him. She's wearing a very smart uniform and the guy thinks "She must work for one of the top airlines".
He decides to find out which one by running some of their advertising slogans past her.
Thinking it might be British Airways he says, questioningly "The world's favourite airline?"
The woman looks at him quizically, but says nothing and goes back to her drink.
Thinking it might be Singapore Airlines, he says "A better way to fly?"
Again she looks at him, but says nothing, and goes back to her drink.
So he thinks "Maybe it's Thai Airlines. Their tagline is "As smooth as silk"
So he says to her "As smooth as silk?"
The woman turns to him, and says very aggressively "What the F**k do you want?"
To which he says "Ahhhhh....RyanAir!".
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