The priest decides to call a meeting with his 3 nuns to discuss people's motivations. Ultimately they realize that they don't know very much about this topic and that it is necessary to go out into the world and do some "bad" things. The priest instructs each nun to go out and do "bad" things and come back and talk about what they learned. The nuns follow the priests directions and leave.
The first nun arrives and says to the priest, "I stole a car. After I stole it, I sold it for parts."
The priest looked at her in shock and says, "Quickly, drink some holy water. Say 15 hail marys and we will discuss what you did later."
The second nun arrives and tells the priest, "I joined a gang and went on a crime spree. I stole from people, I hurt people, and I had sex with people."
The priest's face reflects complete horror. "Hurry, drink lots and lots of holy water! When you are done say 50 Hail Marys and we will discuss what you did later."
Finally the last nun arrives and the priest is anxious. "Tell me, you couldn't have done anything worse than these two right?"
The nun smiles and says, "I peed in the holy water."
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