Adam saw that the animals in the Garden of Eden had a companion, and he asked God to make one for Adam, too.
"Ok," God replied, "I can make you a perfect partner. Someone who will stand by you, satisfy you as you satisfy her, build you up as you build up her, and provide the exact compliment to you. But I will need to take one of your eyes, one of your hands, one of your ears, and one of your testicles."
Adam thought about it for a while. Then he asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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