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All the vowels are having a masturbation contest.

They're trying to prove who would last the longest in bed, so they decide to start by seeing who can last the longest by themselves. As they start, A finished within minutes, closely followed by O. Several more minutes pass, and U cant hold it any longer, climaxing. Y, deciding they didnt identify as a vowel today, wasnt present, leaving only E and I. Both of them are lasting an incredibly long time, so the others start placing bets on who would last longer. O and U both place they're eager on I, but A is confident that E will last longer. Then the time finally comes and I cant hold it anymore, and they lose, leaving E the champion.

Afterwards, O and U are asking A, "How'd you know, E was gonna win?"

A turned around and smugly said:

I always comes before E

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