"Your holiness", he says. "My business is losing money and I need help. I'll donate 10 million dollars to the Vatican if you change the Lord's prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'".
"I'm sorry, Mr. Sanders" the pope replies. "I cannot change the word of God. I wish you good luck with your business."
A month later, Colonel Sanders calls back, even more desperate. "50 million dollars to the Vatican", he says, "if you change the Lord's prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'".
"I'm sorry Mr. Sanders. The word of God is sacred and can't be changed", the pope replies. "You'll have to try something else."
A month later, Colonel Sanders calls back in pure desperation. "Please, your holiness. My sales are in the hole. I'll donate 100 million dollars to the Vatican if you change the Lord's prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'".
The pope sighs and says, "OK, let me get back to you." He then calls up his bishops and says, "Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, KFC will be donating 100 million dollars to the Vatican." The bishops erupt in cheers. After quieting down, one asks, "and the bad news?" The pope replies solemnly, "we will be losing the Wonder Bread account".
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