Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth.
"Why would you ever do such a thing!" He exclaimed.
"Well you see Mr Gandalf, after our adventure we haven't been able to feel the euphoria of being a hero until we tried this wonderful magic crystal" said Frodo.
"That's it!", said Gandalf. "I'm opening up a rehabilitation center. When I come back in a year, this had better be cleaned up!"
A year passes and Gandalf returns. Alas, the hobbits are strewn about with their spoons and needles.
Gandalf scoffs, "Breaking Bad hobbits is going to be harder than I thought."
This is my first joke I have ever written down. I would like to apologise.
[link] [comments]
from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! https://ift.tt/2MoSiMU
via IFTTT
0 comments:
Post a Comment