so he goes around the nations. He gets to the americans and tries to give a commandment to an american he meets. God: "Can I intrest you in a commandment?" American: "What does it say?" God: "Thou shalt not kill." American: "In USA we kill to settle disputes. Murder, execution; that's how we roll. No thanks!"
God decides to keep trying and gets to the french. God: "Can I intrest you in a commandment?" Frenchman: "What does it say?" God: "thou shalt not covet thou neighbor's wife." Frenchman: "But adultry is the essence of being french! No thanks!"
Not giving up, he decides to try the jews and meets Moses. God: "Can I intrest you in a commandment?" Moses: "How much does it cost?" God: "It's free." Moses: "I'll have ten."
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