Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby but it was born without ears.

Little Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby but he was warned if he mentioned its ears he would be in trouble. Johnny looked into the cot and said 'what a lovely baby, good feet hands and skin. How is his eyesight?' The Baby's mother replied that it was perfect. Jonny replied 'That's good cos he'd be fucked if he needed glasses!'

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