Saint Peter decides to take a day off work, and Jesus takes his place. St. Peter explains that he should ask any person who comes to the gates a little about themselves before they enter. Then you decide whether or not they should be allowed into heaven.
It's a slow day, but most people are allowed to enter. Then a frail old man shows up. Jesus urges him to sit down and starts asking some questions. . "What did you do for a living", Jesus asks.
"I was a carpenter", the man replies.
"Did you have any family", Jesus asks.
"I had a son. He was attached to a wooden cross with holes in his feet and hands. Then he became alive."
Jesus starts tearing up, and asks with a somewhat broken voice "dad?"
The man looks up in surprise and responds. "Pinocchio?"
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