A Japanese man was looking for samurai so he put up a job advertisement. Three samurai, a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai and a Jewish samurai came to his house the next day. The man asked them "Show me what you've got. Chop this fly."
The Japanese samurai took out his sword and in a plume of air the fly fell to the ground split in half. The man said, "Very good."
The Chinese samurai took out his sword and in a plume of air another fly fell to the ground, split in half. The man said, "Very good."
The Jewish samurai stepped forward and took out his sword and swung it. But the fly was still alive. When the man asked him what he did to the fly, the Jewish man simply said, "Any samurai can cut a fly, but it takes a real one to circumcise it."
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