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Two Blind Nuns

Two blind nuns are in a church, painting the walls white. One nun says to the other, "Hey, we should do this naked so we don't get our clothes dirty." The other nun agrees. Both nuns strip naked, and toss their clothes aside.

Half an hour goes by, and a sudden knock comes from the front door. The nuns panic, asking each other, "What should we do? We don't want them to see us naked!" One of the nuns frantically runs behind the door, so the person at the door cannot see them. She then yells, "Who is it?"

A man's voice responds, saying, "It's the blind man!" The two nuns let out sighs of relief.

"It's ok if we let the blind man in," says one nun, "He won't be able to see us naked." She then opens the door, awaited by only the blind man.

The blind man then says, "Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"

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