One of them is coughing hard and seems to be really sick. The other one asks: "what the F happened to you?" The other replies: "I did something stupid. I crawled into the mustache of a biker. Shit got cold quickly and now I'm stuck with the flu."
"Man that sucks, but I know something you can do. Get in between the legs of a human female. There's usually a patch of hair and it's nice, cozy and warm."
A week later they meet again, the first flea still coughing his lungs out. The other flea cries out: "Dude, did you not listen to me last time?" To which the first replies: "I did, but it got so nice and warm I fell asleep and the next morning I was somehow back in the biker's mustache!"
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