He grabs the menu... He couldn't understand the food that was being served there. The waiter comes to his aid and says,
"Señor, what will you have?"
The man replies, "um... I think I'll have this... This here.. number 3"
The waiter responds, "Si Señor, you like the cojones ya?"
The man nods his head, ready to eat whatever befell him.
The waiter left an returned with two huge meatballs Doused in some sauce. The man ate it and it was actually pretty good. Spicy, but good.
As he tipped the waiter, he asked.
"Can I know what meat, this is?"
The waiter replied... "It is the testicles of the bull that loses during the matador showdowns..."
"I see" replied the man. He leaves the restaurant.
The next day he returns and orders the same cojones. This time, as the waiter goes, he returns with a very much smaller pair of meatballs...
The man is stunned.
He asks, "Sorry, what happened to the meat, it was much bigger last time."
The waiter replied, "Señor, the bull does not always lose the match."
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