"Things are terrible," she begins. "Every time he opens mouth it's to insult me!"
"How do you mean?" asks the doctor.
"Well, three days ago he said I was too crabby," the woman sniffs.
"HORSESHOE!" her husband suddenly cuts in.
"And the next day, he questioned my faith in Jesus Christ, our Lord Almighty." the woman sobs.
"A JEW! A JEW!" her husband cuts in again.
"And just yesterday," the woman blubbers, "He told me he wanted me to suffer for eternity!"
"CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU!"
At this point the woman is hysterical. The doctor sighs and writes something down on his pad of paper, then gives it to the woman.
"I recommend seeing this specialist to treat your husband."
The woman looks at the paper and furrows her brow.
"But this just is the telephone number for our family's general practitioner."
"I know. Your husband has a sinus infection. It's not directed achoo."
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