Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he catches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"that was so embarrassing" she says and she pops her eye back into place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you, will you let me buy you dinner to make it up to you?" He nods
Turns out, the lady is a stimulating conversationalist, and the man finds out that in fact, they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks " you are the most charming woman I've ever met. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"no" she replies.
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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