Three nurses who were working in a morgue, discover a dead man with a hard on.

The 1st nurse says "I can't let that go to waste", and rides him.

The 2nd nurse does the same.

The 3rd nurse hesitates, and explains that she is on her period, but she does him anyway.

Then suddenly the man sits up, and the nurses quickly apologize, saying they thought he was dead.

The man replies "Well, I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel fucking great!"

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