“We are going to need to search your land for illegally grown drugs.”
I said, “that’s fine, but don’t go into that field over there. You won’t like it.”
Agitated by this, the officer explodes saying, “do you see this god damn badge son?! This badge means I can go where I please, when I please, how I please! You have no authority when it comes to telling me where the fuck I can go! Have I made myself clear, boy?!”
I politely nodded and went back about my business. A short time after, I heard a scream, looked up to see the DEA agent being chased by my big old mean bull. Every step, gaining, closing the gap between himself and the agent. It seemed as tho he would surely get gored before returning to safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and screamed at the top of my lungs....
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKIN BADGE!!”
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