"Here's £10." She says. "Ill meet you in the pub, in an hour".
Just outside the pub a prostitute stops him and asks if he'd "like a good time".
"Just out of interest..." he says. "How much is it?"
"Well it's £100 for full-sex, £50 for a blowjob and £20 for a handjob."
"I'm afraid I will have to pass. I only have £10." says the man.
"You won't get much for a tenner." says the prostitute, as he enters the pub.
In the pub, he orders a pint of lager and sits down to watch the match.
50 minutes later, as he is finishing his 2nd pint, his wife walks in, and tells him it's time to go home. As he leave the pub with his wife, he sees the prostitute, again, who looks at him with sorry eyes and says, "I told you, you wouldn't get much for £10."
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