A man approaches the gates of heaven and asks to be allowed to enter.
"Tell me one good thing you did in your life,"says St Peter.
"Well,"says the man,"I saw a group of punks harassing an elderly lady, so I ran up and kicked the leader in the shins."
St Peter is impressed." When did this happen?" "About 40 seconds ago"
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