A man with chronic vision problems appeared to have his visual health declining quickly. He'd go to visit doctor after doctor, who had been prescribing him stronger and stronger prescription glasses. However, the degeneration of his vision was making him approach blindness, and he finally cracked and located a witch doctor in a rural neighborhood.
When he had explained his problems to the witch doctor, the doctor leaned his head back and laughed. "Why, it's simple!" He brought out small white and red packets and handed them to the man. "Simply open these ketchup packets, squirt them into your eyes, and I assure you, you will once again see."
The man did as told, and was suddenly surprised that his vision returned nearly instantly, and to perfection. Amazed, he exclaimed, "How did you do that?! I can see! I can see!"
"Why, Heinzsight is 20/20."
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