“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeep. She pays the €20.
When she gets home the parrot says “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs.
When the daughters get home the parrot says “Fuck me, 2 new tarts!” The girls laugh too.
When the father finally gets home the parrot says “Fuck me Jack, haven’t seen you for weeks!”
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