A Policeman on his horse says to a little girl riding her bike “Did Santa give you that?” “Yes,” she replies.
“Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the Policeman and says “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The Policeman chuckles and replies back “He sure did!” “Well” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the fucking dick goes under the horse not on top of it”!
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