Four politicians die in a car accident and they find themselves standing in front of St Peter who says he will give them the tour of heaven and hell and they can decide where they want to stay for all eternity...

Heaven is all people with halo's playing harps on clouds, singing, praying and generally praising God.

Then, a demon appears and takes them down to have a look at hell.

In hell, they meet all their old friends playing golf! They play a round, walk up to the 19th for champagne, fine wines, a great meal followed by port and cigars and finally end up in a high class brothel with gorgeous hookers, doing the kinky things politicians love to do.

The next day, they are asked to decide and unanimously, they all decide hell was the better option.

They take the elevator down to hell.

The doors open and a blast from the fiery inferno hits them, the screaming and wailing as demons torture and torment the damned.

"It wasn't like this yesterday!" cried one of the politicians.

"Ah yes..." said the demon smiling. "Yesterday we were canvassing for your support, today you voted!"

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