Welcome , corona latest news, world news, breaking news, video, headlines,today news, news , international news, latest world news,today live breaking news

I walked into my girlfriends bedroom yesterday without knocking.

As I walked in I heard her whisper to herself “I’m ugly.” I responded “I’m pregnant.” She was confused so I confessed, “I thought we were saying things the were impossible.”

submitted by /u/devumatt
[link] [comments]

from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! http://bit.ly/2PZPuqy
via IFTTT
Share:

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Translate

Definition List

Unordered List