but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed John that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, John felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity. John looked Sandi in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. "She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
Sandi and John got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. John whisked Sandi off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. As Sandi put her hands in John's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room. John ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant."
"Yes, it is..." exclaimed John, "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long."
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