My five year old son was playing in the garden...

When he sees 2 spiders. He asks me, "Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?"

No son, there is no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs."

I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, "We'll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden"

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