My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.

They said they wouldn’t mind if we did it the “old fashioned way” as they weren't man haters!

For six months now we’ve been trying but I just don’t have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

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