On their 50th anniversary, a woman asks her husband, "What did you think of me when you first met me?"

The husband replies, "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry." The woman then asks, "What do think of me now?" The husband takes a good slow look, running his eyes up and down all over her body. Finally, he answers, "I think I did a pretty good job."

submitted by /u/beerbellybegone
[link] [comments]

from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! http://bit.ly/2TiE43f
via IFTTT