Halfway into the flight, the pilots announce that the plane is going down, and that there are only three parachutes on board.
Lionel Messi grabs a parachute and says “Well guys, I’m the best football player in the world. My fans and millions of people worldwide need me!”, and jumps out of the plane.
Donald Trump grabs a parachute and says “Well guys, I’m the smartest president in the history of the world! I am the only hope for my country and its people!”, and jumps out of the plane.
The Pope looks at the child sadly and says: “Listen son, I have lived a full life dedicated to helping others. Take the last parachute and save yourself.”
The child, wide-eyed, looks at the Pope and replies: “That’s okay, Sir! The smartest president in history took my backpack!”
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