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New ‘Dark Phoenix’ Trailer Reveals 20th Century Fox’s Latest ‘X-Men’ Movie

20th Century Fox has revealed a new trailer for the upcoming X-Men movie Dark Phoenix. The film hails from writer/producer Simon Kinberg, who also makes his directorial debut on the 90s-set X-Men: Apocalypse follow-up. The sequel adapts the famous Dark Phoenix comics arc, with Sophie Turner filling the role of Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix while Jessica Chastain plays a mysterious (and perhaps otherworldly) character. Right off, this trailer really wants us to think Jean kills Mystique, between the "why did you make me do that, she was my friend" line and the classic rain-drenched …

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Ray Liotta Joins ‘The Sopranos’ Prequel ‘The Many Saints of Newark’

At this point, if you're an actor even tangentially associated with playing a wiseguy you're sitting by your phone waiting to hear from Martin Scorsese's The Irishman or David Chase's The Many Saints of Newark. (Everyone else is getting cast in Dune so it's fine.) Ray Liotta—who you could say is a little more than tangentially associated with the mobster genre—has answered Chase's call, with Deadline reporting the Goodfellas star has joined Chase's prequel to the landmark HBO series, The Sopranos. Here's what the actor said in a statement about …

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Tracking to Beat ‘Infinity War’s Weekend Box Office Record

In news that will come as a surprise to exactly no one, Avengers: Endgame is tracking to bring home some big box office bucks when it lands in theaters this April. According to Researcher Exhibitor Relations (and common sense), Endgame is on track to best Avengers: Infinity War and set a new opening weekend record. As of right now, Endgame is tracking for a $282 million opening weekend haul, which would shatter the $258 million record set by Infinity War last year. Of course, we're still months out from the film's theatrical debut so the numbers are liable …

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‘Bond 25’ Exclusive: Rami Malek in Final Negotiations to Play Villain

Hot off his Oscar win for Bohemian Rhapsody, Rami Malek is in final negotiations to play the villain opposite Daniel Craig in writer-director Cary Joji Fukunaga's Bond 25, well-placed sources tell Collider. Variety previously reported that Malek was being eyed for the gig, but said his shooting schedule for the final season of Mr. Robot conflicted with the Bond 25 shoot, and that he was never formally offered the part by Eon. Sources tell Collider, however, that Malek's team at WME has successfully negotiated his shooting schedule to accommodate both productions. There is no deal quite …

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‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Renewed for Season 7 by NBC

NBC is happy to stay in the Brooklyn Nine-Nine business. After saving the show from cancellation by Fox last year, the network announced today that it has ordered Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 7, renewing the show for another season. This is in stark contrast to the outlook on the show’s future at Fox, where the writers and producers were preparing for a potential Season 6 to be their last. The comedy has performed well on NBC, and the major difference here is that NBC Universal owns the show, and thus continues to reap monetary benefits from its continued …

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Live-Action Disney Villain Series ‘Book of Enchantment’ Coming to Disney+

Disney+ continues to grow by the day with enticing original content that Netflix is calling, "Totally fine, not even a problem actually." The latest: Deadline reports that Book of Enchantment, a live-action series following the House of Mouse's iconic rogues gallery, has been in development for six months from Michael Seitzman, who wrote the pilot and will serve as showrunner. The show is based on the book series by author Serena Valentino, which turned the stories of Disney's greatest antagonists into standalone adventures. It's an intriguing pitch, not the least of which is because of Seitzman …

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Jodi Benson on ‘The Little Mermaid’s 30th Anniversary and Her Disney Princess Group Text

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of two-time Academy Award winner The Little Mermaid, a Walt Disney Signature Collection Blu-ray has been released, containing all-new bonus features (with the focus largely on the film’s music) and a sing-along mode. Since the film’s theatrical release in November 1989, all ages have fallen in love with the magical, musical tale of the mermaid princess Ariel (voiced by Jodi Benson) and her sidekicks Sebastian and Flounder, as she triumphs over the sea witch Ursula and finds her place in the world. During this 1-on-1 phone interview …

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Adam McKay, Kumail Nanjiani Team for Spy Action Comedy ‘No Glory’

Silicon Valley star Kumail Nanjiani is attached to play the lead in the action-comedy No Glory, which counts Will Ferrell and Adam McKay among its producers, it was announced Wednesday by Valparaiso Pictures. Sam Bain (Corporate Animals) wrote the script, which is based on an original manuscript co-written by a National Security Operative and author Scott Shephard about the operative’s time in service to the country. It's a unique account described as “The Rambunctious Patriotism and World-Wide Shenanigans of a First Generation American in the Clandestine Service of a Grateful and Mostly Unwitting Nation.” Valparaiso'…

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DC Universe’s ‘Titans’ Casts Its Superboy for Season 2

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‘Game of Thrones’: George R.R. Martin Turned Down a Cameo in the Final Season

We’ve seen and heard from the last of George R.R. Martin when it comes to HBO’s Game of Thrones. While Martin was involved with the inception of the series and even shot a cameo in the pilot (which was later cut), he’s backed away from the series in recent years as the show has moved past the books. For each of the first four seasons, Martin wrote an episode of the series, but he hasn’t been a credited writer on the show since 2015. Now, Martin reveals he was given the opportunity to shoot a …

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Exclusive: R.L. Stine’s ‘Fear Street’ Trilogy to Star Kiana Madeira, Olivia Welch

Growing up, there was no series of books that I loved more than R.L. Stine's Fear Street novels, which were much scarier and more violent than the author's Goosebumps series that I read as a kid. I couldn't wait to get my hands on the latest Fear Street book as a horror-loving pre-teen, which is why as a so-called adult, I've been so eager to dig up details of the Fear Street movie -- or should I say movies -- in the works at 20th Century Fox and Chernin Entertainment. And now Collider can …

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‘Patti Cake$’ Filmmaker Geremy Jasper to Direct ‘The Night Circus’ for Lionsgate

Geremy Jasper's feature debut Patti Cake$ was one of my favorite films of 2017 and it instantly marked him as a director to watch. So I watched as he inexplicably spent all of 2018 on the sidelines. No development deals, no rumors of a follow-up, nada. In fact, earlier this year, nearly every Sundance story out of the trades seemed to go out of its way to cite Patti Cake$ as a cautionary tale -- an example of a film selling for a lot of money in Park City, only to flop in theaters. Well, thank God that Hollywood …

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Watch the First Trailer for the ‘Hail Satan?’ Documentary and Prepare to Be Converted

If you're tired of the same old religion and find agnosticism/atheism a drag, you might want to give Satanism a spin. And what better way to get your feet wet than by checking out the new Penny Lane documentary, Hail Satan? The 95-minute look at America's latest and most controversial religious movement previously made its premiere at this year's Sundance Film Festival (before also screening at Rotterdam's International Film Festival a few days later), but now people all over the world will get to experience it thanks to the flick's first trailer. This …

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‘90210’ Cast to Reunite for Reunion Series—But They’re Playing Themselves

The Beverly Hills, 90210 reunion is officially happening, with one major twist. Fox announced today that the main stars of the iconic teen drama series are reuniting for a six-episode event series called 90210, including Jason Priestley, Jennie Garth, Ian Ziering, Gabrielle Carteris, Brian Austin Green, and Tori Spelling. The twist, however, is that the conceit of the new series finds these aforementioned actors playing heightened versions of themselves who are trying to get a Beverly Hills, 90210 reboot up and running. Here’s the official description of the new event series: 90210 comes with a big twist: Priestley, …

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New ‘Hellboy’ Officially Rated R for “Strong Bloody Violence and Gore Throughout”

Well we know the new Hellboy movie will differ from Guillermo del Toro’s two previous films in one very specific regard: it’s gonna get bloody. We’ve known for a while that Lionsgate and Summit’s new adaptation of the popular comic was aiming for an R rating, and now it’s official. The MPAA has rated Hellboy R for “strong bloody violence and gore throughout, and language.” That promises a hardcore Hellboy movie true to the gritty nature of the comics. The new Hellboy movie was co-written by comics creator Mike Mignola, who opted to move …

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‘Aquaman 2’ Release Date Set for 2022

Warner Bros. has announced the Aquaman 2 release date, confirming that a sequel will indeed be swimming into theaters on December 16, 2022. This was wholly expected, as director James Wan’s Aquaman surpassed all expectations and soared to a worldwide box office of over $1.1 billion. It quickly became the highest grossing film of the “DC Extended Universe”, which encompasses every movie made since Man of Steel. Yes, the fish man movie made more money than the movie starring Batman and Superman, the two most iconic characters in comics history. We learned last month that Warner Bros. was …

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‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Gets a Season 3 Order and a New Showrunner

CBS All Access today announced the third season renewal of its hit original series Star Trek: Discovery. It was also announced that Michelle Paradise (The Originals) will join Alex Kurtzman as co-showrunner of the show's upcoming third season. In addition to his role as showrunner of Star Trek: Discovery, Kurtzman will continue to oversee the expansion of the growing Star Trek universe for CBS Studios. Star Trek: Discovery season two cast members include Sonequa Martin-Green (Commander Michael Burnham), Michelle Yeoh (Philippa Georgiou), Doug Jones (Commander Saru), Shazad Latif (Ash Tyler), Anson Mount (Captain Christopher Pike), Anthony Rapp (…

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First Trailer for ‘The Tick’ Season 2 Heralds the Return of Amazon’s Big Blue Superhero

The Tick is back! Or at least he will be when Amazon's superhero series returns for Season 2 this April. To celebrate that fact, the first official trailer for the season is now here. It promises that "new villains will plunder, new heroes will rise" in the episodes to come, and it also teases a team-up between The Tick, Arthur, Dot, Overkill, and Superian with newly minted heroes who've arrived on the scene. (Still no glimpses of classics like American Maid, Die Fledermaus, or Sewer Urchin, unfortunately.) The series stars Peter Serafinowicz in the title role alongside …

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Tyler Perry on Retiring ‘Madea’ and What He Learned From David Fincher

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Kevin Feige Gives Update on ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’; Confirms They’re Using James Gunn’s Script

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If all had gone according to plan, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 would be filming right now. Production on the third and final film in writer/director James Gunn’s trilogy was due to get underway in early 2019, before Chris Pratt has to go off and shoot Jurassic World 3, but the entire film was put on hold when Disney decided to fire Gunn off the film after poor-taste (and, frankly, bad) jokes of his resurfaced on Twitter. That obviously put Guardians of the Galaxy 3 in flux, and while Gunn has since been hired to write and …

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A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.

"We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.

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Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starter pistol?

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Police think it is race-related

EDIT: Thank you for the GOLD !

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A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building and gets stopped by security.

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The security guard tells the guy there are no firearms allowed.

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How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?

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One. They are efficient but not funny.

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18 year old: Dad I turn 18 today!

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Dad: great, I'm taking you the strip club tonight.

18 year old: No, I already said I didn't want that.

Dad: Nicole, someone needs to work in this house.

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My girlfriend just screamed at me for tickling my child's feet

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She said something about 'waiting until they're born'

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Two hillbillies walk into a restauarant

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While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head "NO". The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the food flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seen nobody done it.

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3 frogs get arrested

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The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go. The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog." The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."

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I asked a young pretty homeless woman if I could take her home?

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She smiled and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

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Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

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He was in Daniel.

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What do you call a female rapper?

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38.5 Cent

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A man goes to heaven, and to his surprise, he sees a huge wall covered in clocks.

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A man goes to heaven, and after walking through the gates, he gets escorted to a waiting room. In the room, he sees a huge wall, covered in clocks. Each clock has only one hand, and each hand has a name written on it. Some clocks are moving rather slowly, while others go a full circle in less than ten seconds.

The man asks one of the angels there about the strange wall. The angel responds:"Each clock in this room represents a country back on Earth. You see, each clock has the country's name written on the hand, and each time a person from that country commits a sinful act, the hand on said clock goes forward a bit. The bigger the country the bigger the clock."

Intrigued by this, the man seeks out the clock of his own country, Canada. And what do you know, there it is, going forward one step at a time. He looks at all the other clocks, like Russia, the biggest if them all. Right next to Russia is tiny Estonia, and next to that Finland, Sweden and Norway, all going steadily forward, almost simultaneously.

But one clock is missing. The man asks the angel, "Where is the American clock? I thought it would be pretty big, but I can't see it anywhere." The angel responds:"Ah yes, that one. An arrangement was made to have that one transferred to hell."

The man asks:"Huh? Why is that?" To which the angel responds:"It's being used as the ceiling fan in the smoking room."

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Women shouldn't have kids after 35.

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That's way too many.

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I saw a hot girl in class today, I kept thinking to myself “don’t get a boner.”

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Then she did and my day was ruined.

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What do you call Bigfoot in Europe?

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Big Meter.

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Well... Well... Well...

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If it isn't 3 holes in the ground...

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An astronaut says to his friend: 'I can't find any milk for my coffee'

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The friend replies 'In space, no one can. Here, use cream.'

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What do you call a party with no white people?

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Crackalackin'

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What do you call a child born from incest

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Gross domestic product

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What did Donald Trump get on his SATs?

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Ketchup

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Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.

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After taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him, Carl tells Jim about his plan to escape.

"You see, " Carl says "for the first 5 years I was inside, I trained my digestive system to follow my command. Now I can eat something and it comes out broken down into it's components." Jim is skeptical, but intrigued.

Carl continues: "For the last five years, I've been swallowing pieces off my uniform. It's perfect, because the guards just think it's rats chewing on it."

So Jim asks, "Well, what does that have to do with me? How can I help?"

Carl says "Well, the pieces of fabric come out as individual fibers. I figure by this time next year, we'll have enough to fashion enough rope to get over the wall. I just need you to tie the fibers."

Jim, disgusted, says "You have got to be kidding me!"

And Carl says "I shit. You knot."

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My wife said. “are you even listening to me?” She turned around and walked away. I stared at her blankly and thought “that’s an odd way to start a conversation”

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Huh?

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Why are Gay people always so well dressed?

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Because they spend all that time in the closet.

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I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers

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But then I quit cold turkey

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People who smoke will get this

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Cancer

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Most Singapore employees using unapproved apps for work

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To get work done, 95 percent of employees in the country acknowledge using applications not sanctioned for use in the office and while 98 percent of businesses have kicked off their digital transformation plans, just 18 percent have reached maturity.

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First photo of Pak's F-16 shot down by IAF in aerial dogfight

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The F-16 PAF jet was shot down by the IAF on Wednesday after Pakistan violated Indian airspace and attempted to target military establishments.

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Donald Trump says hopefully India, Pakistan conflict coming to an end

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Speaking at a news conference in Vietnam after a second summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Trump said he had some “reasonably decent” news from India and Pakistan. He did not elaborate.

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Enemy trying to destabilise us, says PM Modi amid flare up with Pakistan

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PM Modi said India will live as one and win as one even as enemies tries to destabilise the country by carrying out terror attacks.

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Pakistan suspends Samjhauta Express train service till further notice

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The Samjhauta Express train service between Pakistan and India has been suspended until further notice, Dawn NewsTV reported on Thursday citing railway authorities.

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Must respect sovereignty, territorial integrity of nations: China to Pakistan

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The conversation took place against the backdrop of Pakistan violating Indian airspace on Wednesday morning. India has described the violation as an unsuccessful attempt to target military installations

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Opinion| Keep up the pressure on Pakistan

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Unless India is willing to take the battle to Pakistan’s terror masters, the latter will continue employing their terrorist proxies against it

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In Pakistan's custody, IAF pilot is all about dignity, courage

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India objected to the video put out by Pakistani authorities showing IAF pilot, who landed on the other side of LoC after his plane crashed on Wednesday morning.

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Red alert across all Mumbai Metro stations after heightened security in Delhi s...

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On Tuesday, Maharashtra chief minister Devendra Fadnavis said in the state legislature that security has been stepped up across the city.

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US supports IAF strike on Jaish camp in Pak, Mike Pompeo tells Ajit Doval: Repo...

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National Security Advisor Ajit Doval talked to US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo over the phone on Wedneday night amid tensions between India and Pakistan, news agency ANI reported.

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Ed Helms Will Narrate Disneynature’s Penguins

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ICC की बैठक में आज उठेगा भारत-पाकिस्तान वर्ल्ड कप मैच का मुद्दा, दुबई से आ सकती है बड़ी खबर!

इस बैठक में बीसीसीआई आईसीसी के सामने पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ नहीं खेलने का प्रस्ताव रख सकता है

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Live Cricket Score, India vs Australia 2nd T20I, लाइव क्रिकेट स्कोर: बेंगलुरू में जीत हासिल करने के इरादे से उतरेगी टीम इंडिया

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श्रीलंका के दिग्‍गज खिलाड़ी सनत जयसूर्या पर इस वजह से ICC ने लगाया दो साल का बैन

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सनथ जयसूर्या को आईसीसी ने क्रिकेट के सभी फॉर्मेट्स से दो साल के लिए बैन कर दिया गया है.

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क्‍यों पाकिस्‍तान के खिलाफ सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक करने से कतरा रही है BCCI?

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बीसीसीआई की तरफ से पुलवामा हमले के बाद पाकिस्‍तान के साथ क्रिकेट संबंधों पर जो भी बयान आए हैं उसमें अंतिम फैसला बीसीसीआई पर छोड़ दिया गया है.

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IND vs AUS: सीरीज बराबर करने के इरादे से उतरेगी विराट सेना, टीम में हो सकते हैं ये बदलाव

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विशाखापट्टनम में पहले टी20 में भारत ने 126/7 का स्‍कोर बनाया था और ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया ने अंतिम गेंद पर तीन विकेट से बाजी मार ली थी.

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पुलवामा हमले के बाद BCCI उठाना चाहती थी ये कदम, लेकिन इस वजह से टल गया इरादा

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देशभर में फैले आक्रोश के बाद बीसीसीआई ने भी पाकिस्तानी क्रिकेट पर सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक करने की प्लानिंग बनाई थी.

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स्मृति मंधाना बनीं टी20 टीम की कप्‍तान, इन तीन खिलाड़ियों पर BCCI ने पहली बार खेला दांव

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टी20 टीम की नियमित कप्तान हरमनप्रीत कौर फिट नहीं हैं लिहाजा युवा बल्‍लेबाज़ स्मृति मंधाना को टीम की कमान सौंपी गई है.

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Live Cricket Score, India vs Australia 2nd T20I: देखें Ind Vs Aus लाइव क्रिकेट स्कोर, मैच स्ट्रीमिंग ऑनलाइन हॉटस्टार (Hotstar), TV स्टार स्पोर्ट्स (Star Sports) पर

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Live Cricket Score- लाइव क्रिकेट स्कोर, इंडिया वस ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया, दूसरा टी20 क्रिकेट मैच स्टार स्पोर्ट्स और ऑनलाइन स्ट्रीमिंग हॉटस्टार पर देखें. Watch Live Cricket Match Streaming Online on Hotstar and TV Coverage of India vs Australia on Star Sports 1, 2 | Star Sports 1 Hindi (HD).

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एयरफोर्स ने POK में घुसकर आतंकी ठिकानों पर किया हमला, सहवाग बोले- सुधर जाओ वरना सुधार देंगे

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भारतीय वायुसेना की कार्रवाई के बाद ना सिर्फ पूरे देश बल्कि क्रिकेटरों में भी जोश दिखाई दे रहा है.

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काउंटी क्रिकेट खेलते दिखेंगे एबी डीविलियर्स, इस टीम से किया करार

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मिडलसेक्स क्लब के लिए पिछला सीजन कुछ खास नहीं रहा. मिडलसेक्स पिछले सीजन में 14 में से केवल 2 मैच ही जीत सकी थी.

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IPL 2019: मुंबई इंडियंस ने लॉन्‍च की नई जर्सी, सोशल मीडिया पर फैंस बोले-दुनिया हिला देंगे!

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कप्तान रोहित शर्मा, जसप्रीत बुमराह और पंड्या ब्रदर्स (हार्दिक और क्रुणाल) ने मुंबई इंडियसं के फैंस से आईपीएल में अपनी पसंदीदा टीम को नए रूप में देखने का आग्रह किया है.

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IPL के बाद इस टीम से खेलता नजर आएगा दुनिया का ये 'सुपरमैन' बल्‍लेबाज़

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पाकिस्‍तान सुपर लीग में धमाल मचा रहे एबी 23 मार्च से आईपीएल में रॉयल चैलेंजर्स बेंगलोर टीम के लिए खेलते नजर आएंगे.

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IND vs AUS: जसप्रीत बुमराह ने किया उमेश का बचाव, बोले-हर दिन काम नहीं करता प्‍लान

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बुमराह ने यादव का बचाव करते हुए कहा है कि कोई दिन ऐसा भी होता है जब अंतिम ओवर में गेंदबाजी की रणनीति कारगर नहीं हो पाती है.

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India vs England womens, 2nd ODI: 7 विकेट से जीती टीम इंडिया, मंधाना ने लगाई हाफ सेंचुरी

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India Women vs England Women, 2nd ODI, Live Cricket Score, Live Streaming, mumbai, live scorecard

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पुलवामा के शहीदों को श्रद्धांजलि देते हुए लोग करने लगे शोर, फिर विराट कोहली ने कर डाला ये काम

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ऑस्ट्रेलिया के खिलाफ विशाखापट्टनम में खेले गए पहले टी20 में टीम इंडिया को 3 विकेट से मिली हार, आखिरी गेंद पर जीता ऑस्ट्रेलिया

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IND vs AUS: 7 महीने बाद केएल राहुल ने दिखाया दम, फिर भी नाम हुआ ये अनचाहा रिकॉर्ड

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यह दूसरा मौका है जब केएल राहुल टी20 क्रिकेट में टीम इंडिया के लिए मैच में सबसे अधिक रन बनाने में कामयाब रहे हैं और दोनों बार मैच का फैसला अंतिम गेंद पर हुआ है.

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रोहित-विराट नहीं भारत का ये खिलाड़ी है टी20 क्रिकेट का 'किंग'

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टीम इंडिया के इस धाकड़ खिलाड़ी ने हाल ही में सैयद मुश्‍ताक अली ट्रॉफी में खास रिकॉर्ड कायम किया है.

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राशिद खान ने रचा इतिहास, T20 क्रिकेट में ये कारनामा करने वाले बने पहले स्पिनर

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रा‍शिद खान ने आयरलैंड के खिलाफ चार गेंदों पर चार विकेट लिए. वह टी20 क्रिकेट में ऐसा करने वाले इकलौते खिलाड़ी हैं.

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आज ही के दिन दुनिया छोड़ गया था 'महानतम बल्लेबाज', सिर्फ 22 गेंद में लगायी थी सेंचुरी

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25 फरवरी 2001, ये वो तारीख है जब क्रिकेट के सबसे महानतम बल्लेबाजों में से एक सर डॉन ब्रैडमैन का निधन हुआ था. 92 साल की उम्र में एडिलेड में ही डॉन ब्रैडमैन ने आखिरी सांस ली थी.

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हार के बाद विराट कोहली ने किया उमेश यादव पर गुस्सा, जानिए सोशल मीडिया पर वायरल हुई तस्वीर का सच!

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आखिरी ओवर में 14 रन नहीं बचा पाए उमेश यादव, पहला टी20 3 विकेट से हारी टीम इंडिया, ऑस्ट्रेलिया सीरीज में 1-0 से आगे

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टीम इंडिया को मैच हराने के बाद लगी उमेश यादव की क्लास, धोनी भी सवालों के घेरे में आए!

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विशाखापट्टनम में खेला गया पहला टी20 मैच ऑस्ट्रेलिया आखिरी गेंद पर जीता, 3 विकेट से हारा भारत

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भारत के खिलाफ ये कारनामा करने वाली दुनिया की चौथी टीम बनी ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया, कोहली ने हासिल किया खास मुकाम

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भारत के खिलाफ ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया ने स्‍कोर को चेज करते हुए पहली बार 20 ओवर खेले हैं.

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IND vs AUS: ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया ने रोमांचक अंदाज में तीन विकेट से जीता पहला T20, सीरीज में 1-0 की बढ़त

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ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया ने विशाखापट्टनम टी20 तीन विकेट से जीतकर दो मैचों की सीरीज में 1-0 की बढ़त ले ली है.

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IND vs AUS: मयंक मार्कंडेय का डेब्‍यू, दिलचस्‍प है तेज गेंदबाज़ से स्पिनर बनने की कहानी

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मयंक टीम इंडिया के टी20 क्रिकेट खेलने वाले 79वें क्रिकेटर होंगे.

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IND vs PAK: विनोद राय का बड़ा बयान, बोले-पाकिस्‍तान को मिलनी चाहिए साउथ अफ्रीका जैसी सजा

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पुलवामा आतंकी हमले के बाद ओल्ड ट्रैफर्ड में भारत के 16 जून को पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ वर्ल्‍ड कप में होने वाले लीग मैच के बहिष्कार की मांग की जा रही है.

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आज ही के दिन सचिन के बल्‍ले ने मचाया था कोहराम, कांप उठी थी ये टीम, देखें VIDEO

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24 फरवरी 2010 को सचिन तेंदुलकर ने ग्‍वालियर के कैप्‍टन रूपसिंह क्रिकेट स्‍टेडियम में साउथ अफ्रीका के खिलाफ 147 गेंदों पर 25 चौकों और तीन छक्‍के की मदद से 200 रन की नाबाद पारी खेलकर इतिहास रच दिया था.

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इस बयान की वजह से सोशल मीडिया पर ट्रोल हो गए सचिन तेंदुलकर

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भारत और पाकिस्‍तान मैच पर अपनी राय रखने के कारण सचिन तेंदुलकर सोशल मीडिया पर ट्रोल हो गए हैं.

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India vs Australia 1st T20I: 16 महीने बाद हो रही कोहली की वापसी, यहां देखें मैच की लाइव स्ट्रीमिंग

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कप्तान विराट कोहली की 16 महीने बाद घरेलू मैदान पर T-20 मैच में वापसी हो रही है. इससे पहले कोहली ने घरेलू मैदान पर आखिरी टी-20 मैच न्यूजीलैंड के खिलाफ नवंबर 2017 में तिरुवनंतपुरम में खेला था.

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HIGHLIGHTS-India vs Australia 1st T20I: ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया ने अंतिम गेंद पर मारी बाजी, सीरीज में 1-0 की बढ़त

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Live Cricket Score, India vs Australia 1st T20I लाइव क्रिकेट स्कोर - भारत बनाम ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया, भारत वस ऑस्‍ट्रेलिया, India vs Australia 1st T20I Live Score, Ind vs Aus | Live Cricket Scorecard, Updates and Commentary

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Live updates| Pakistan says 2 IAF jets shot down, India rejects claim

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IAF strike on Jaish camp in Pakistan updates: Pakistan must take ‘meaningful action’ against terror groups, says US after IAF strikes on Jaish camp. Follow live updates here:

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2 pilots dead in Mi-17 crash near Srinagar airport

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Two pilots died Budgam district of Jammu and Kashmir after an IAF chopper crashed on Wednesday.

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Pakistani jets violate Indian air space in Jammu and Kashmir's Nowshera, F-16 shot...

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The Pakistani jets had entered into Indian air space over Rajouri district this morning.

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No new attacks on Kashmiris since Feb 22: Centre informs Supreme Court

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Students from Kashmir bore the brunt of the backlash that followed the suicide attack, in which 40 CRPF soldiers were killed, with hundreds fleeing cities such as Dehradun and Ambala after being threatened by right-wing activists.

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Only seven people knew of the timing of air strike on Balakot

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Crystal Maze missiles have a 100km radius and the SPICE 2000 smart bombs can use the same guidance technology as the missiles to convert conventional bombs into smart ones.

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With air strikes, PM Modi locks his political script for Lok Sabha polls

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For days and weeks to come, there will be finely combed analysis on what the Indian Air Force did in the early hours of February 26.

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2 Jaish-e-Mohammed terrorists killed in encounter in Jammu and Kashmir's Shopian

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The exchange of fire comes a day after India bombed and destroyed Jaish-e-Mohammed’s (JeM) biggest training camp in Balakot in Pakistan’s restive Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province.

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Army, Air Force on highest alert, ready for any Pakistan retaliation

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IAF is on its highest state of alert following the air strikes against a terror camp in Pakistan on Tuesday, and is prepared to scramble fighter jets from its forward bases at two minutes’ notice should the neighbour choose to retaliate, two IAF officials said on condition of anonymity.

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Indian airstrikes complicate Pakistan's military options

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A conventional response from Pakistan hurts its own professed full-spectrum deterrence. However, these airstrikes alone won’t end its sponsorship of terrorism

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President Trump lands in Vietnam for 2nd summit with Kim Jong Un

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Univision anchor Jorge Ramos, team detained in Venezuela, network says

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Singtel inks IoT partnership deals with China Mobile, Microsoft

Singapore telco teams up with China Mobile Internet to drive the adoption of both carriers' IoT services and launches an "artificial intelligence-powered" IoT network on Microsoft Azure.

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Do you know the antonyms of the following words?

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Always

Coming

From

Take

Down

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Why shouldn’t you make a agreement with wolverine ?

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Because of his retractable Clause

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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.

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Wow thanks I'm cured.

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What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines?

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adults

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7 dwarves in a bath and they all felt Happy

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So Happy got out.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a odd-job man and started with a wealthy neighborhood.

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She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Based on an urban myth: Two guys were smoking weed one late evening

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Not being in the best state for great decisions, they figured they wanted to go for a ride to pick up some food. However, as they came to the first roundabout one guy said, let's go for an extra round. Sure, said the other and off they went.

"You know what would be even better?"

"What?"

"Going backwards, of course."

So they went backwards around the roundabout. Several times. Then the inevitable happens and they ran straight into another car. Although there is no major damage to either car, they try to think about what to do. Not being in their best state, they don't manage to get away before the cops turn up at the scene. The officer goes to the car they hit and have a chat before he comes to their car:

"Just carry on lads. This guy is so drunk he claims you were going backwards."

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My evening wouldn’t normally start out with an erection...

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..but my morning wood.

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What do you call a hooker's farts?

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Prosti-toots!

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i had it all

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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed.

I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym and the library.

"I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage. ”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? ”

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was granted parole."

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What is your least favourite race?

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Mine is the marathon... too many Kenyans

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What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

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A Khan artist.

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What’s black and completely useless to society?

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Decaf coffee... obviously.

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[OC] Life is like a game of Tetris...

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When you fit in, you disappear

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Hey Ernie, want some ice cream?

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Sherbert

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Gavin O’Connor in Talks to Direct Taylor Sheridan’s ‘Fast’ for Warner Bros.

The Accountant and Warrior director Gavin O’Connor is in talks to direct the action-thriller Fast for Warner Bros. The script comes from Sicario and Hell or High Water screenwriter Taylor Sheridan, who was previously in negotiations to direct. However, Variety reports that a deal couldn’t be reached and the studio started looking at other directors. Fast follows a former special forces commando who is recruited by the DEA to lead a black ops strike team that targets drug dealers who are protected by the CIA. David Heyman and Jeff Clifford are set to produce via the Heyday …

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‘Spider-Verse’ Director Bob Persichetti to Helm ‘Puss in Boots’ Sequel for DreamWorks

Just days after Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse took home the Best Animated Feature Academy Award, Deadline reports that the film's co-director Bob Persichetti is set to helm the sequel...to Puss in Boots, the 2011 Shrek spin-off starring Antonio Banderas as the voice of a sword-fielding rogue who also happens to be a cat who wears hats like a real human man. It makes sense, though, at least money-wise. After the character was introduced in Shrek 2 and appeared in Shrek the Third and Shrek Forever After, Puss In Boots—directed by Chris …

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Report: First ‘Frozen 2’ Plot Details Revealed

Earlier this month, Disney revealed the long-awaited first look at Frozen 2, and while the teaser trailer was jam-packed with stunning imagery and set-piece teases, it sure was slight on plot details. We saw Elsa attempting to use her powers to master the ocean, glimpsed a new mystery character, an autumnal land, and possibly some new powers -- but it was a dialogue-free tease that opened up just as many questions as it answered. However, according to a new report (h/t: /Film), we finally have one key detail. According to the folks at Fine Tooning podcast (…

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‘Hotel Transylvania 4’ In the Works at Sony Pictures Animation

Fantastic news for kids/possibly the worst news for parents who are just so, so tired today from THR's Borys Kit: Hotel Transylvania 4 is in the works over at Sony Pictures Animation and currently slated to hit theaters on December 22, 2021. The series—which is toplined by Adam Sandler as Count Dracula and counts names like Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, and Steve Buscemi among its cast—has been a surprising success for SPA since the original Hotel Transylvania banked $148 million at the domestic box office. The latest entry, last year's Hotel Transylvania: Summer Vacation, took …

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Amazon’s ‘Utopia’ Adds Four to Cast Including ‘You’re the Worst’ Star Desmin Borges

Amazon's remake of the beloved UK series Utopia is filling out its cast, adding four actors, including You're the Worst star Desmin Borges, Collider has learned. Ashleigh LaThrop, Farrah Mackenzie and Christopher Denham have also joined the ensemble. In Utopia, a group of young adults who meet online are mercilessly hunted by a shadowy deep state organization after they come in to possession of a near-mythical cult underground graphic novel. They discover the conspiracy theories in the comic's pages may actually be real and are forced into the dangerous, unique and ironic position of saving the …

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‘Spider-Verse’ Directors on the 160-Page Version of the Script and Their Sequel Ambitions

Few studio films have pushed the boundaries of animation in recent years the way that Sony Pictures Animation's Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse does. Produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the creative duo behind surprising, genre-bending, and seemingly ill-advised hits like The Lego Movie and 21 Jump Street, the animated Spider-Man movie triumphed as the underdog superhero sensation last year and just took home for Best Animated Picture at the 91st Academy Awards. Which means it's a pretty good time to be Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsay, and Rodney Rothman -- the directorial trio that …

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‘Suspiria’ Director Luca Guadagnino Developing Drama Series ‘We Are Who We Are’ for HBO

With last year's Suspiria, director Luca Guadagnino created a sumptuous, sensual fever dream featuring three separate, equally dynamite Tilda Swinton characters and an all-time performance from Dakota Johnson. It was weird, artsy, spectacular, and roughly 17 people went to see it in theaters, not counting the friends and family screening. (That $2 million domestic box office, I cry every time.) But there's no denying Guadagnino is still a force behind the camera since his Call Me By Your Name snagged three Oscar noms in 2017, which means the news of the filmmaker developing an eight-episode series …

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The Best Comedies on Netflix Right Now

Last Updated: February 26th So you’re browsing through Netflix, looking for something to watch, but you’re in the mood for something light. Netflix’s massive library can be intimidating, especially when you’re looking for a good comedy amidst a sea of subpar entries in the genre. Not to fear, though, because we here at Collider have you covered. Below, we’ve curated a list of the very best comedies on Netflix right now. We’ve got everything from silly buddy comedies, big splashy commercial comedies, more esoteric indies, and even a couple of films that toe the …

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The Witching Hour: Episode 30 – What If The Oscars Winners Were All Horror Movies?

Welcome to The Witching Hour! Collider’s horror podcast, co-created and co-hosted by Horror Editor Haleigh Foutch and Senior Editorial Producer Perri Nemiroff. This week, Haleigh and Perri catch up with the latest horror news including the Haunting of Hill House renewal, John Krasinski returning for A Quiet Place 2, the Gremlins annimated series, and Natalie Dormer joining the Penny Dreadful spinoff. Then, they turn the conversation toward the Oscars and which films would take home the awards if a horror movie took home all the major categories. Watch or listen to the latest episode of The Collider …

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‘Overwatch’ Unveils New Hero Baptiste

While the Overwatch seasonal event for the Chinese New Year may be over, the new additions for the wildly addictive game keep on coming. Fresh off the Paris map debut, the good folks at Blizzard have now unveiled the new Overwatch hero Baptiste. This is the 30th character for the game, and he marks an exciting and fun new addition to the team. Here’s what you need to know. Jean-Baptiste Augustin is a 36-year-old Combat Medic who was based out of Tortuga, Haiti and affiliated with the Caribbean Coalition and Talon. He’s a healer with …

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‘Roswell, New Mexico’ Star Nathan Parsons Previews Tonight’s Flashback Episode

In the next episode of The CW series Roswell, New Mexico, entitled “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” a series of flashbacks to 2008, including some glimpses into the prom, will help to uncover secrets about Rosa’s final day. And while that will provide long sought after answers for her sister, Liz Ortecho (Jeanine Mason), it could also destroy any chance of a romantic future with Max Evans (Nathan Parsons). During this 1-on-1 phone interview with Collider, actor Nathan Parsons talked about the positive feedback he’s gotten from fans of the show, what it was like to revisit …

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‘Captain Marvel’: Brie Larson Flies in an F-16 and Blasts Skrulls in New Videos

In just over a week, Marvel Studio's Captain Marvel will arrive in theaters around the world, and there's nothing the haters can do about it. The MCU's first female-led superhero flick stars Brie Larson as badass ace pilot Carol Danvers who also happens to be the super-powered title hero. We've already seen Larson team up with members of the U.S. Air Force in order to more convincingly walk the walk and talk the talk, but a new promo video shows Larson soaring through the wild blue yonder in an F-16 for good …

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New ‘Dark Phoenix’ Poster Heralds the Arrival of a Brand-New Trailer

Dark Phoenix is the next big screen X-Men tale, written and directed by Simon Kinberg, and likely the last franchise hurrah for 20th Century Fox before Disney absorbs them like Rogue taking on Ms. Marvel. (Oh yeah, there's The New Mutants, too, remember?) But before that happens, X-Fans will still have one big-screen adventure to enjoy when the story of Jean Grey's transformation into the powerful and chaotic Dark Phoenix comes to theaters ... again. Sophie Turner will get to give it her all in what may be her last turn as the psychic mutant this …

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‘Aquaman’ Star Lands the Lead in Jordan Peele’s ‘Candyman’ Sequel

Making the most of his screentime in Aquaman, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II will now get a chance to become the face of a newly rejuvenated horror franchise in Candyman. The new take on the classic character comes courtesy of executive producer Jordan Peele and will be shepherded by director Nia DaCosta (Little Woods) for MGM. Along with co-producer Win Rosenfield, the aim is to create a “spiritual sequel” to the current three-film franchise and bring it into the 21st century. Variety reports that Abdul-Mateen II is in for Candyman, a twist on the typical horror tale that …

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Topher Grace’s ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Edits All 10 Movies into One Five-Minute Mega Trailer

I’m not sure how many of you were reading Collider seven years ago, but if you were, you might remember I attended a special Star Wars prequel screening hosted by Topher Grace. Unbeknownst to everyone, he had gotten into experimental editing and decided to edit the three prequels into one 85-minute movie that omitted huge chucks of story in favor of action and streamlined the narrative events. Gone were the politics, General Grievous, Jar Jar Binks (except for one shot), the clone army, and about 99% of the first movie. The shocking part was how well it worked. …

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New Poster for ‘Detective Pikachu’ Is Packed Full of Pokémon and Easter Eggs

A new trailer for Pokemon: Detective Pikachu just arrived, but there's also a new movie poster to go with it, and it's chock full of Easter eggs. Not only are there a ton of Pokémon from various generations of the franchise scattered throughout this poster, there are also some Easter eggs to be discovered. Some are pretty obvious, like "OAK" spelled out in neon kanji letters, Oak being the surname of characters like Gary and the Professor who first gifts Ash Ketchum (and every other aspiring Pokémon trainer) their starter Pokémon. Look a little closer …

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Noomi Rapace’s Original Role in ‘Alien: Covenant’ Revealed

We now have some clarity on what was originally supposed to happen to Noomi Rapace’s character in the Prometheus sequel Alien: Covenant. Indeed, when Ridley Scott returned to the sci-fi genre to make the Alien prequel Prometheus, Rapace was the new face of the franchise, filling the shoes of Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley in a way. Prometheus ended with Rapace’s Shaw and the disembodied head of Michael Fassbender’s David heading off to find the home planet of the Engineers, but Scott’s version of what happened next changed wildly throughout development. In the finished version of …

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New Trailer for ‘Pokémon: Detective Pikachu’ Sees Ryan Reynolds Taking the Case

Warner Bros. has released a new Pokemon: Detective Pikachu trailer online, and this movie continues to look delightful. Rob Letterman (Goosebumps) directs this adaptation of the popular characters, but I love that he's infusing the whole film with a serious noir tone. The story, characters, and even cinematography are classic noir, then you throw in some tremendous visual effects to bring these adorable pokemon to life, and you've got yourself a movie that is very much my jam. Justice Smith plays Tim, the son of a famous private eye who's gone missing. He teams up with Pikachu (…

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Kevin Feige Explains Why the ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Title Was a Spoiler

There was a considerable amount of interest surrounding the title of Avengers 4, leading up to the big title reveal in the film’s first teaser. Part of that interest was due to comments from Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige, who confirmed in an interview in 2017 that the title to Avengers 4 was in fact a spoiler, which was why it hadn’t been revealed yet. During the development of Avengers 3 and 4, Marvel initially called them Avengers: Infinity War Part I and Avengers: Infinity War Part II, but subsequently changed their minds owing to their desire to …

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‘Glass’ Blu-ray Bonus Features Include an Alternate Opening and 12 Deleted Scenes